MrChiggins

While singing my seminal smash-hit "Bad Day", I broke into your house and used your bidet. So sue me, Sussudio!

While singing Daniel Powter's "Bad Day", I broke into your house and used your bidet. So sue me, Sussudio!

A retooling of a previous post of mine. Can't believe I hadn't considered "slicing" over "sliced" when I originally posted it.

All work and no play makes Jack a ticklish doughboy.

PB&J: the best combo since sliced and bread.

Maybe I'm just not smart enough, but I think it's hard to use the word "ostentatious" without sounding like I'm literally being "Austin, Texas."