MondoMudbutt

Too many pretzels and not enough sticks. The Vaseline had smothered the ladybug’s dick.

Stick a fork in me – I’m done! Now eat me you sexy cannibal.

Please excuse the rat attached to my toenail. I was born with it and it’s a part of me.

Never underestimate a cannibalistic Cinnamon Gremlin. You might find your panties covered in Gizmo fluid!

The best thing to do first thing in the morning the second you start doing it is yes.

The chartreuse caboose carried eleven Kevins and eighty Stacys and a secret no one ever saw coming. That’s this week on: The Barn.

Cause every time I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never doo doo.

You never close your eyes anymore when I pull your teeth out, and it’s freakin’ me out, Grandma.

Filet the skin and drop the butter and my brother will enter with ease.

Dating Tip #3: Just before exploding in your pants, sniff your gooch and your cream will slither back into you!

Dating Tip #2: If your significant other’s blubber smells like your grandfather’s rubbers, you may be Jeff Foxworthy!

Dating Tip #1: If he or she has pepperoni nipples, just throw those bad boys on a pizza!

“I didn’t know it was wrong,” said the man aggressively cranking one out in the middle of the Southpark Mall fountain.

Don’t make a noise and just be still or Uncle Ronny the Rat Eating Turkey will kill.

Duke’s Mayonnaise Presents: The Step Sister Sex Fister’s Festered Blisters

A little weird. A little wide. Yep, that’s my penis hide!

If we are what we eat, I guess I’m a baby!

With cum on my tongue, Gin Rummy sure sounds fun!

We were on a Kit Kat break!

How many woods could a woodchuck suck before the sucks turned to fucks in the morning?

Jiggly jiggly Piggly Wiggly the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason must always involve small cocks.

I never thought I’d see the day when hair on the taint turned old and grey and holes became open as canyons.

Kit and Kaboodle and canoodling poodles covered the factory floor.

Final Day: Mother aggressively tucks me in, so I can get ready for my drag queen competition.

Day 4: Mother wears InfoWars t-shirt to WalMart with Mega Slurpee in left hand.