MondoMudbutt

Bloody t-shirt. Check. Dripping diaper. Check. Scrotum Clamps. Check. “Yes, honey. I’m ready for our weekend getaway.”

I wanna sex you up. I wanna sex you down. I want that little lizard inside my hole of brown.

The little girl picked up the poop and put it back into her puppy as an early birthday gift.

Describe me in three words and at least one of those will be gaping, that’s for sure.

“Open wide,” she said. I’m cumming at full speed and I don’t want anyone to get hurt.

Rub through the cobwebs on the body of the frail elderly man and a genie will appear.

Triple-decker cheez-wiz stacks topped with Mike Pence high-end weed nut sacks were a hit at the party.

On my way to visit your new apartment. By the way, I have to shit. Real bad.

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Pat's a cool dood, y'all

Baby murders people.

Stinky fingers caressed the boys frail ribcage as he licked the tiny hole beneath the couch. “Mom” he said, don’t forget to heat up dinner!”

You lost your dog, murdered your family, and Burger Kind stopped selling chicken fries again. Could this day get any worse?

Stinky twinkies sausage links and a slinky were all found at the crime scene of the blue-tailed lizard.

There are pickled brains and curried toenails, so it must be a Pierce Brosnan party

I scratched the dogs back for hours before realizing it was my grandmother’s corpse

I stuck my neck out, but really I was sticking my head out so someone should change that phrase.

Left side. Strong side. It’s up to you to find the best way inside me.