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rhysmakeswords

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  1. Red sky by night. That's bad probably. Red sky by morning. Normal I guess.
  2. I'm that bad type, looking like a crab type, gonna be a bisque type
  3. It's elementary my dear elementary school children
  4. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Asking for a friend
  5. Nicolas, like the Faraday Cage he was named after, is simply electric
  6. I don't watch movies with "sub" titles like "The Yellow Submarine" or "Submarine"
  7. A tush in the hand is worth two in the bush
  8. The two twenty two train tore through my butthole
  9. We're going on a bear hunt we're gonna get brutally mauled
  10. The early bird gets the perm here at Perms For Worms
  11. Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot spider climbed up the water spout and boy are its arms tired
  12. Absinthe makes my part grow longer
  13. Yes officer, Rhys was with me from 5pm to 8pm on the night of the 23rd
  14. Herbivores Hurt by Hidden Herpes, a Cold Sore Coleslaw Cold War
  15. Alligator Tears for Alligator Fears, Real Tears for Herpetophobia
  16. rhysmakeswords

    Now streaming in 4k

    Now streaming in 4k
  17. A pocketful of posies, a tissue a tissue a tissue a tissue a tissue
  18. Home is where the heart of my first victim is hidden
  19. rhysmakeswords

    Hello my name is Rhys

    Hello my name is Rhys
  20. Reese's pieces for all my nieces, and a curfew or two for my nephew. Get to bed kid!
  21. "On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen!" was the reply when Santa asked where he should cum
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