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  1. Great green gobs of greasy grimy Topher Grace.
  2. What can I say, I’m a man of few words. I do know “roller skates”, “fire truck”, and “dumpster”.
  3. Give a dolla to koala; you can lick this eucalyptus.
  4. “I’m walking here,” I said politely as I rapped upon that kind taxi driver’s hood.
  5. Kissing is easy: just put your lips together and pretend you’re doing a saxophone solo during the SNL end credits.
  6. Why yes, your Majesty, I would love some gravy on my French fries.
  7. I’ve ripped these shorts to the butt. To the butt!
  8. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to Little Caesar’s...for pizza!
  9. How do you solve a problem like diarrhea? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hands?
  10. I’ve never met a frog I didn’t like.
  11. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord installed your little bum bum.
  12. I’m a Barbie girl, living in Des Moines, Iowa.
  13. What if feet were nothing more than hands for our legs that we put socks and shoes on and walk around on all day?
  14. “It’s five o’clock somewhere...in Five O’Clock Town”, Mayor “Five o’clock” Johnson said as he rubbed his five o’clock shadow.
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