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FattWatson

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  1. FattWatson
    I’ve never felt cooler than when I stuck those frozen starfish down my pants.
  2. FattWatson
    That’s not a pogo stick - THIS is a pogo stick!
  3. FattWatson
    Do you come here often because it’s my first time and I really need to find the shitter
  4. FattWatson
    Take these broken wings and learn to fix wings I’ve got a flight in the morning.
  5. FattWatson
    We’re shipping up to Boston and by shipping I mean flying and by Boston I mean Portland, Oregon.
  6. FattWatson
    Waiter, there's a fly in my soup - and by "soup" I mean web, and by "waiter", I mean a spider waiter
  7. FattWatson
    That's not a seal, it's the ghost of Mickey Rooney! No, wait - it's a seal.
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