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Everything posted by FattWatson

  1. Great green gobs of greasy grimy Topher Grace.
  2. What can I say, I’m a man of few words. I do know “roller skates”, “fire truck”, and “dumpster”.
  3. Give a dolla to koala; you can lick this eucalyptus.
  4. “I’m walking here,” I said politely as I rapped upon that kind taxi driver’s hood.
  5. Kissing is easy: just put your lips together and pretend you’re doing a saxophone solo during the SNL end credits.
  6. Why yes, your Majesty, I would love some gravy on my French fries.
  7. I’ve ripped these shorts to the butt. To the butt!
  8. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to Little Caesar’s...for pizza!
  9. How do you solve a problem like diarrhea? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hands?
  10. I’ve never met a frog I didn’t like.
  11. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord installed your little bum bum.
  12. I’m a Barbie girl, living in Des Moines, Iowa.
  13. What if feet were nothing more than hands for our legs that we put socks and shoes on and walk around on all day?
  14. “It’s five o’clock somewhere...in Five O’Clock Town”, Mayor “Five o’clock” Johnson said as he rubbed his five o’clock shadow.
  15. You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs especially when the customer orders his eggs “extra broken”.
  16. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, and whatever you do, do not call me late for dinner.
  17. With an oink oink here, and an oink oink there — I even heard some oinks in my underwear.
  18. Sugar and spices, and always low prices, my noodles are twice as good as my rice is.
  19. Waiter there seems to be a mistake – I ordered the bucket of Slim Jims
  20. Who replaced my bones with springs? Now I’m gonna be bouncing around all day
  21. If you beat me in putt-putt, I’ll give you dat nut-nut for your little butt-butt.
  22. It takes two, Baby: me and Hall of Famer Hakeem Olajuwon.
  23. I’ve heard of COVID-18, but this is ridiculous!
  24. Press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanglish, press 3 for whatever those blue idiots are speaking in that fucking Avatar movie