Mary had a little lamb, even though Ms. Steenburgen knew it was against a city ordinance

[Mary had a little lamb, even though Ms. Steenburgen knew it was against a city ordinance]

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[Chips, dips and pepperoni nips. All your football Sunday essentials all here at Walmart.]

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[As Yoda once said, "Man, you Hey Nong"]

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[Oh, we're halfway there. OhhOHHHH, now im the rest of the way to the dermatoligist's office.]

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[The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.]

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[The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.]

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[Oh, we're halfway there. OhhOHHHH, now im all the way there.]

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[Episode 554 - Educainment Squad]

22 hours ago, bez said:

I still have my badge...

"Is that a shirt?"

[Turpentine or serpentine, either way that burp was mine.]

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[No, for the last time, I'm not interested in looking at your mole, Grandpa.]

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[Eddie Vedder's leather letter sweater could weather wetter weather better than any other.]

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[More like "A Tale of Two Shitties"]

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[Pump up the Jam, but hump with KY Jelly.]

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[Episode 527 - Hootie Hoo]

The mark of many (if not every) Shaun Diston character is revealing an insane piece of information, then saying, "but we CAN'T get into that, Scott."

[Episode 513 - Hobo Code]

Hearing the old Closing up the Plug Bag Theme really threw me off.

[Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Cats and Dogs, Rabbits and Squirrells, Lions, Tigers, and Bears, and also Kevin, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Cats and Dogs, Rabbits and Squirrells, Lions, Tigers, and Bears, and also Kevin, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

[Episode 507 - Popcorn Costume]

I wanted Mike the Janitor to call Gary "Mr. Urbansky," and Gary to say "Please, call me Gary." I wanted this very much.

[I wish we would call Dictators by their proper name: Richard Potatos]

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[Episode 500 - The 500th Episode]

I love that this is the second PFT character to feel paternal to a street urchin. I just wish Tommy was more... stabby.

[To Infinity and "Star Trek Beyond"]

To Infinity and "Star Trek Beyond"

[Episode 500 - The 500th Episode]

Oy Yoi Yoi, this episode was off the rails (train retirement way).

[Maybe far away, or maybe real nearby, or maybe somewhere in between, or maybe I have depth perception issues.]

Maybe far away, or maybe real nearby, or maybe somewhere in between, or maybe I have depth perception issues.

[Eddie Vedder's leather letter sweaters weather wetter weather better than any other.]

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