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Pinch me, I must be dreaming.... wait, don't stop - I'm close to creaming!
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Sadly, Batman was the COVID-19 outbreak monkey all along.
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Shit me once, shame on you. Shit me twice, oh terrific... now I've got a fetish for poo.
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Being Marxist was no fun, so now, I'm a total MAXXINISTA!!!
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Let's, you and me, make some outhouse origami, while we shit together & fondly remember our mommy.
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Look ma! I jus bowled muh credit score: 300!
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I love poppin' off, poppin' corn, and poppin' cherries!
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Well... I, for one, WAS born yesterday, so goo goo ga ga me want milky.
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Grope, grope, grope my scrote, gently til I cream!
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Is Oedipus a DC Comics character? Cause you know he's always gettin' that mother box.
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Is Oedipus a DC Comics character? Cause you know he's always gettin' that mother box.
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Is Oedipus a DC Comics character? Cause you know he's always gettin' that mother box.
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Should hit directly in Zack Snyder's sweet spot of Greeks and superheroes! Amy Adams is in talks to play Jocasta!!! Testing very, very well with 18-25 year olds. What could go wrong?!?! -
Yes, I'm a detective named Richard, but that's not why everybody calls me "dick."
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I've got a fat peen, if ya know what I mean!
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When you play the game of Schwarzeneggers and DeVitos, you Twin or you die.
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“Whatever our butts are made of, his and mine are the same.”
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“My turd is no bird; and no net ensnares it: it is free human turd with an independent will, which it now exerts to leave me.”
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If you hated "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," then you're sure to love "Brotherhood of the Reclusive Jockstrap!"
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Everybody calls me Creamsicle, 'cause I am pale, I love oranges, and I have sickle cell anemia.
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The love of a Bavarian baker changed me forever. He filled me with his cream and now I’m an eclair.
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The Children's Crusade of 1212 may have been a heartbreaking humanitarian disaster, but oh my gawd it sounds so cuuuuuuute!!!!
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My Little Pony gives me a big ol' boney!
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My brother's lava lamp went full Vesuvius on him. RIP Matthew... you will always make a beautiful statue.
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