Call Waiting for Godot
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Ain't no party like the Whig Political Party cause the Whig Political Party don't stop - until 1856!
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Hey Simone Biles, I pullout sometimes, too. But only sometimes. Wink wink.
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If you've seen me at a urinal, you've seen "American Sniper."
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We were already tripping balls, but soon, we would be tripping cocks, too.
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Gonna milk your gland like I’m randy Ayn Rand!
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Smoked a bunch of seaweed, and it was dank as hell… dank as briny hell.
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And who could forget that famous quote from Jerry Lewis Maguire: “you had me at hello LADY!”
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You had me at hiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee.
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Is that a man dressed as a giant banana in my closet, or is he just happy to slay me?
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Mormon? No, thank you - I've had too much mon already!
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I, for one, would like the baby Shaq ribs!
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Call me Mr. Yeast because I make the dough rise - I'm talkin' fat stacks, mad money, yo.
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I ask for alabaster, and you dare bring me pewter??!
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“You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get them on reddit.”
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Your naked ambition needs to put on some pants.
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Went to Lake Titicaca, and all I got was this lousy Cleveland Steamer!
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A pessimist would say Dave lost half his head in the accident. But Dave was an optimist, and you know what he'd say? Nothing -Â he's quite dead.
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Shower me in rubies, and I'll braid all your pubies!
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My first kiss was practically a religious experience... but they reassigned him to a different church not long after.
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I thought we were doing mo-cap, but it turns out it was just some dude putting his tiny balls all over me.
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I'm generally a pretty laid-back guy, but if my milk gets spilled again, I WILL cry myself to sleep!
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I love pranks, but if someone puts all my office supplies in jello, my day is ending in a murder-suicide.
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