Call Waiting for Godot
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Crap me once, shame on you; crap me twice, I'm covered in poo.
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Don't say that you missed me, if you're not going to fist me!!!
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Is Oedipus a DC Comics character? Cause you know he's always gettin' that mother box.
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Fine, I'll stop eating bees... but imma eat the hell out of those tasty-ass wasps!!!
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If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet.
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Potstickers for my real friends, real stickers for my pot friends
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Lot of kids grow up playing the game where they pretend the floor is lava and they climb around trying to avoid touching it. I played the same sort o
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Catchphrase? We don't need no stinkin' catchphrase.
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Hey girl, wanna be the Pompeii to my Mt. Vesuvius, so I can violently encase you in my hot flow?
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Have you heard about the 2021 reboot of the Ninja Turtles? Get a load of this: the villain, he isn't Super Shredder... he's SUPER SPREADER!
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For Mother's Day, Daniel Day-Lewis gifted his mom a powerful one-man production of "Oedipus Rex." Sure, he's blind now, but the sex was incredible.
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Honk if you're horny, Weave if Sigourney!
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The moment I realized Zeus was real, I was thunderstruck.
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Shuck me like an oyster until you find my pearl, so I can know the briny release of death!
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The game’s afoot, so naturally it’s featured on Wikifeet!
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Bruh, you know I keep it real as hell. Cause I'm a real ass boy now.
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Call me Mr. Yeast because I make the dough rise - I'm talkin' fat stacks, mad money, yo.
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Jumping into a volcano seemed more bad ass before watching his flesh boil from his bones. In his final moments, however, he took pride in knowing he d
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When I asked my waiter for Swiss chard, I honestly didn't expect the incineration the Consulate General of Switzerland.
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Eagerly taking the parsnip into her sacred place, she moaned with ecstasy in produce section. "50 Shades of Groceries indeed," she panted.
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Moments after the picture was taken, the kitten clinging to the limb in the "hang in there!" poster...
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Forget Star Wars. Give Star Peace a chance, my babies.
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Gimme mother's milk, plus daddy's juice, and I'll shake 'n shimmy my dirty lil caboose.
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I'm the best gunslinger with the tiniest dinger
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