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You KNOW my nymphomania goes insane-ia at the mere mention of ancient Mesopotamia!!!
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Went for a physical last Halloween, and the doctor told me, “I think I see a spooky g-g-g-g-gonad.”
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Tell Charles I’m the head bitch in charge.
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The missus & I get super nasty with our bedroom role-playing. Last night, she was a dermatologist, and my dick's was a big ol pimple that needed poppin'.
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So disappointed with your carwash's Deluxe Turtle Wax. Yes, Turtle from Entourage jerked me off, but my Camry's upholstery is just ruined.
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Ironically, I got poked in the eye at the Poconos.
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If they appoint me as pope, oh the boys I shall grope!
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It would tickle me pink, if you werqed my dink!
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In the land of the blind man, Helen Keller will cut a bitch.
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It’s the land of milk and honey where lactose-intolerant diabetics be damned.
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One man’s shirt is another man’s oversized nipple warmer.
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UNLESS MY BODY SUDDENLY TRANSFORMS INTO A TRENDY RESTAURANT, DON’T YOU DAAAARE PATRONIZE ME!!!
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Give me Liberty Mutual Insurance or give me death!
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Here's the scoop: I'm eatin' soup while I hula-hoop!
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I'm so powerful that people have started calling me "The Klondike Bar" - because there's nothing you wouldn't do for me.
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Plow me like a field in springtime that I may bear thee a bountiful comedy crop.
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Clean me with your tongue: from the top o'me pate to the bottom o'me bung.
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Jim Caviezel and Pauly Shore are FINALLY teaming up to create the greatest buddy comedy of all-time, "Caviezel and the Weasel!"
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Baby, I wanna make like a garden gnome and bring my big pointy hat to your fertile garden!
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My wife doesn't allow me to eat Almond Joy candy bars... because I'm a "nutless Mound of a man."
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Let me show you the place, before you sit on my face!
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Britney Spears' dad and I are in a sexually binding cuntservatorship.
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