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That maple tree be sappy as HELL... reading me cheesy-ass poems and shit.
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I'm not one to kiss and tell, but let's just say I took that police dog from K-9 to K-69!
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He was a crooked Jellicle cop, so he was gonna get his cut. Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do, Jellicles do and Jellicles would.
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You know which superhero gets all the beads at Mardi Gras? The Flash.
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Bought my fridge under the Golden Gate Bridge!
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Wait, wait, wait... Geoffrey Rush ISN'T in the rock band Rush?!
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Bitch, don't Venmo me if you're not willing to make the receipt public.
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Let me get this straight: you're low on cash, so you're mooching from my fries? WHY STOP THERE?! YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE A WHILE, SO PLEAAAAASEEEE, GO RIGHT AHEAD & FINGER MY WIFE!!!!!
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Put me in a Babybjörn, and read to me my favorite porn.
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Everything looks like a nail, if all you have is a sex addiction.
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Before he got into the game, he was just a boy dreaming of burgled ham.
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My bitch of a boss just fired me after I told her she had a beautiful body. Yeah, she definitely held that against me.
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Lost my job because I'm a nihilist. Hate to break it to you, sheeple, but to the cruel hands of time, those kids were dead already!
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Hey hey! Ho ho! Overactive bladders have to go!
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Stay golden Ponyboy. That fucker loved his golden showers.
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I like my sex like I like my architecture: brutalist.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck had a LAP-band procedure?
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Bend the knee and kiss the ring, then we'll do this comedy thing.
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How can it be Benedict Wong if it feels so Jeffrey Wright?
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You bukkakin' to me? You bukkakin' to me??!
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Lo, Sweden did unleash a plague of Skarsgårds upon all the lands, and yea, it was good.
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My family and I have decided to diversify our incestments.
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