You can lead a seahorse to water, unless you're a total fucking moron. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 19, 2021
Eat my carcass on a snowy mountaintop, so I can feel "Alive" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 19, 2021
My fellow fetishists: ABC’s Stumptown isn’t the Stumptown you’re looking for. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 19, 2021
You playin' parcheesi in your sleezy, or are you just happy to see me? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 18, 2021
I'm the kinda guy who likes his beans baked and his moon landings faked! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 18, 2021
I like my corals reefed, and my panties queefed! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 18, 2021 1
Well, slap my fanny, and hogtie me at the hootenanny!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 18, 2021
Pickle me or pare me, just end my despair please. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 18, 2021
Suckle from my generous hog tits, you dirty-ass little piggies! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 17, 2021
Our hearts and prayers go out to menstruating hemophiliacs everywhere. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 17, 2021
I'd be hella remiss if I didn't shake my maternal gifts like this! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 16, 2021
Give me your hands if we be friends, but give me yo titties if ye be twins. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 16, 2021
Slap a scarlet J on my chest, cause I'm jackin' it to "Father Knows Best." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 16, 2021
This might not be very P.C., but... I'm using a Mac. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 15, 2021 1
I've faced and overcome adversity time and time again. And thanks to all that, I'm an emotionally shattered man. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 15, 2021 1
Why "see you next Tuesday," when I can fit you in right now? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 15, 2021
It doesn't matter how lucrative it is - Larry and Curly don't do Mo-cap!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 15, 2021
Did you fall from Heaven? Because if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 14, 2021
If you think it's tough finding the exit at your local IKEA, do try and avoid IKEA NORTH KOREA. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 14, 2021
Pummel me with pumice... gone be the last of the hummus. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 14, 2021
Many hands make light work... but many feet make me jerk my merk! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 13, 2021
You can lead a seahorse to water, unless you're a total fucking moron.
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