Indiana Jones is reuniting with the cobras from "Raiders of the Lost Ark" - you know, for old time's snake. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 28, 2021
Bleach my entire asshole, until it resembles a cracker casserole! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 28, 2021
Sure, I may be a huge Hollywood star, but I'm still a down-to-earth totally regular guy... who likes his pies like he likes his dressing gowns: artisanal French silk. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 27, 2021
If you're a true diva like me, you exclusively drink from a DivaCup! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 26, 2021 .
That diegetic song is giving me a diarrhetic thong! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 21, 2021
Give me those double D's... the Dolly Parton of batteries. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 19, 2021
I may be a strict vegetarian, but I'd eat the hell out of dat ass. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 9, 2021
In Canadian courts, do they yell, “This whole court is ooot of order!” in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 3, 2021
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me... and if you can't, I'll cut you open and find it myself. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 2, 2021
Much like yelling "FIRE" in a theatre, it's apparently a no-no to scream, "SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN" at a Rachmaninov concert. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 30, 2021 2
French braid my pubes while we wander the Louvre! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 30, 2021
It's an absolute gas to stick a Krazy Straw up my ass! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 30, 2021
It's not that complicated: as a curtain-raiser, I nicked my balls with Occam's razor. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 29, 2021
Fill me like an eclair, until I'm bursting with Bavarian cream, Fräulein! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 29, 2021
We were playing Chutes and Ladders, so yeah, I shot him plenty, your honor. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 29, 2021
Make like a mole, and get in that hole, you varmint ass son of a bitch. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 29, 2021 1
Whatever you do, don't mention aquatic mammals around Alanis Morissette.... it's nonstop "You Otter Know" this and "You Otter Know" that. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 28, 2021 1
Let's just say I've been driving hella recklessly, if you get my Tokyo drift... in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 27, 2021
How dare you come here and manually remove the edges of your sandwich - this is an Uncrustables household, goddamnit!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 27, 2021
After a couple of drinks, Tolkien went from non-fungible to VERY fungible, if you get my drift.... in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 27, 2021 1 1
Indiana Jones is reuniting with the cobras from "Raiders of the Lost Ark" - you know, for old time's snake.
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