My first kiss was practically a religious experience... but they reassigned him to a different church not long after. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 25, 2021
I thought we were doing mo-cap, but it turns out it was just some dude putting his tiny balls all over me. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 25, 2021
I'm generally a pretty laid-back guy, but if my milk gets spilled again, I WILL cry myself to sleep! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 25, 2021
I love pranks, but if someone puts all my office supplies in jello, my day is ending in a murder-suicide. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 25, 2021
If you see me in a motel, please know things aren't going very well. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 24, 2021
The full title for "Call Me By Your Name" was originally, "Stroke the Shaft, Cup the balls, and Say My Name." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 24, 2021
I'd be a total incel if I wasn't such a well-adjusted fuck machine! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 24, 2021
There's just no gettin' rid a' ya, not even with chlamydia! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 24, 2021
Julius Caesar and Brutus tried that new cajun restaurant everyone's talking about. Caesar ordered first: "The étouffée entree," before adding, "Et tu, Brute?" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 24, 2021
If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 24, 2021 And that, my friend, has been the key to my dating life.
If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 23, 2021 1
BREAKING STEWS: French Stewart & Kristen Stewart revealed to be same person!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 23, 2021
Put your pergola in my portico, until we both blow our full load-icos. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 23, 2021
I'm selling a camera that's shaped like a gnome - put it near your toilet, put it near your home! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 23, 2021
I'm finally bingeing all eight seasons of "Monk" - when the hell does this guy join the monastery?! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 23, 2021
I'll see your butterball turkey, and I'll raise you a margarine-testicle chicken! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 23, 2021
At the end of the day, every great singer-songwriter is also a regular eater-crapblower. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 22, 2021
I'm so woke I donated my alarm clock's snooze button to, like, the rainforest or whatever. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 22, 2021
In the newest Nightmare on Elm Street reboot, Freddy Krueger gets canceled for calling his murder victims "bitches." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 22, 2021
No sir, my ass isn't dumb at all! My ass actually attended Brown University and graduated with di-STINK-tion! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 22, 2021
Mariachi goin' Liberace on my crotchy!
in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Posted