Clean me with your tongue: from the top o'me pate to the bottom o'me bung. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 14, 2021
Jim Caviezel and Pauly Shore are FINALLY teaming up to create the greatest buddy comedy of all-time, "Caviezel and the Weasel!" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 13, 2021
Baby, I wanna make like a garden gnome and bring my big pointy hat to your fertile garden! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 13, 2021
My wife doesn't allow me to eat Almond Joy candy bars... because I'm a "nutless Mound of a man." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 13, 2021 1
Let me show you the place, before you sit on my face! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 13, 2021
Britney Spears' dad and I are in a sexually binding cuntservatorship. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 13, 2021
To those who are offended and to those who ain't, all y'all can eat my cheesy fucking taint. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 13, 2021
My wife is "with child." Yup, they're fucking almost every day. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 13, 2021
Fine, I'll stop eating bees... but imma eat the hell out of those tasty-ass wasps!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 12, 2021 If you raise them like veal, they're to die for
Fine, I'll stop eating bees... but imma eat the hell out of those tasty-ass wasps!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 12, 2021 praise "bee" and hallelujah!
Fine, I'll stop eating bees... but imma eat the hell out of those tasty-ass wasps!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 12, 2021
Maybe she's shorn with it... maybe it's guillotine! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 12, 2021 2
I'm into this kink called "Ostriching." It's where I bury my head in the sand, while my sweetie goes to town on my butthole. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 11, 2021
Turn me into soup, and slurp, slurp, slurp my noodle! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 11, 2021
I've got more Squirt than an 80s vending machine! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 11, 2021
I try to stay woke as hell... but I keep falling asleep at the wheel! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 10, 2021
Take a picture, it'll last longer! Or send a sext; unveil that schlonger! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 10, 2021
Gimme uppers, gimme downers, gimme dirty reach-arounders! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 10, 2021
I'm so progressive my hemorrhoids are her-morrhoids! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 10, 2021
Clean me with your tongue: from the top o'me pate to the bottom o'me bung.
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