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Posts posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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the Klumps have some new competition for who's the biggest and baddest
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.....because they all joined R. Kelly's cult. Vicious cycle.
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they're gonna murder that Pinot Noir
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Though he breathed easy at low tide, as soon as high tide washed in, so did the bloated corpse of the prostitute. Oh brother! Spring Break on Myrtle Beach would never be the same again...
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the ladies can't say no to this one
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that's the sweet smell of success, boys
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When my dad suddenly passed away, I worried my mom wouldn't have all her needs met. So, at dad's funeral I gave her a top of the line dildo. Dad would have wanted it this way.
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"I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of da crunkest clubs!"
-Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrockandroll
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zzzzzzzz....
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*squirt squirt*
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So, I've been having joyless sex with my dad, and it's got me a little worried. Am I turning into my mother?
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No way was he gonna tell people he had a crush on Debi
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Jumping into a volcano seemed more bad ass before watching his flesh boil from his bones. In his final moments, however, he took pride in knowing he didn't pussy out at Truth or Dare.
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People can say what they want about LeBron James, but the true King of Cleveland lives under a bridge and deals the best black tar heroin on this side of the Rio Grande.
Oh you know, just an albino in Albany on a rhino in ecstasy.
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