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Posts posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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it's scientifically proven
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we all make choices
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we were all thinking it
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wait, he means butt stuff, right?
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The doctor bent him over, took a quick glance up his can, and said, "Yep, those are some shitty bowels... but what do I know, I’m just an orthodontist. Wanna grab a drink later?”
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Growing up, I knew this girl named Dorkus, who sadly had an unfortunate personality to match. Even worse, there was no "She's All That" style transformation to save her. Not then, not now, not ever.
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Buffalo Bill's Beautyline
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When Mr. Wohead asked if she validated, Barbara understood his true meaning; he might need an affirming word, more than he needed the free afternoon parking. "Cool shoes!" she said.
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90's ads still work
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I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore! Except I totally will, and I'll just go rage tweet about it instead.
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is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Jelly Donuts were absolutely my favorite growing up, but I just can't eat them anymore! Turns out those donuts were never donuts and had been guinea pigs all along.
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Lot of kids grow up playing the game where they pretend the floor is lava and they climb around trying to avoid touching it. I played the same sort of game, I guess, except if I touched the floor lava didn't get me, it was daddy's forceful hand
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Lot of kids grow up playing the game where they pretend the floor is lava and they climb around trying to avoid touching it. I played the same sort of game, I guess, except if I touched the floors lava didn't get me, it was daddy's forceful hand
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Things got hairy with Harry
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I ate all four potatoes. I was famished.
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In 2117 Jerry Seinfeld is dead... long live Sci-feld
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The General of getting his
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Don't drink whatever he's pouring
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If Stephen King had written "Sleepless in Seattle" it would have been completely identical except for two things: 1. Would've taken place exclusively
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If Stephen King had written "Sleepless in Seattle" it would have been completely identical except for two things:
1. Would've taken place exclusively in Maine.
2. Meg Ryan would have been a pyromancy demon.