"Sit on my dick and drown me in milk", said Jolly Saint Nick to his naughty elf milf

["Sit on my dick and drown me in milk", said Jolly Saint Nick to his naughty elf milf]

"Sit on my dick and drown me in milk", said Jolly Saint Nick to his naughty elf milf

[Polly wanna Cracker. No bigger dick'll have her]

Polly wanna Cracker. No bigger dick'll have her

[I'm really liking that snowball's chances ever since hell froze over]

I'm really liking that snowball's chances ever since hell froze over

[Are you shitting fucking me or just fucking shitting me?]

Are you shitting fucking me or just fucking shitting me?

[When the splooge from some guy hits you right in the eye – that's conjunctivitis]

When the splooge from some guy hits you right in the eye – that's conjunctivitis

[The sound of one butt cheek clapping in the forest]

The sound of one butt cheek clapping in the forest

[My power, my power windows, my pane]

Reference: A Kiss From A Rose

[First you take a piece of cheese...]

If you're of the handful of people thinking of making a great Comedy Bang! Bang! episode, you should know how to start it out.

 

"First you take a piece of cheese..."

 

Reference is an old Kraft cheese commercial where some twerp is trying to explain how cheese is made.

 

Never-you-mind the word "cheese" doesn't appear on the wrapper anymore. Just don't look behind the "cheese" curtain and it'll be ok.

 

I have a history with this one - it doesn't matter what it is, but my buddies and I have to start every explanation with, "First you take a piece if cheese".

 

Try this at home!

[Welcome to Comedy Gang-Bang, the show where we beat you off with a schtick]

"Welcome to Comedy Gang-Bang, the show where we beat you off with a schtick."

 

Take my joke - write around it - I don't care - It won't see the light of day otherwise.

 

-kraftyDevil

[Welcome to the show where we confront interesting people with uninteresting catchphrases.]

Welcome to the show where we confront interesting people with uninteresting catchphrases.

[I don't care how you climb it - it's STILL a long way to the top even if you DON'T wanna rock 'n' roll!]

I don't care how you climb it - it's STILL a long way to the top even if you DON'T wanna rock 'n' roll!