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"And that's the rest of the story," Paul Harvey did exclaim each time he came.
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"Never shit in your bed" is what mom had said, so I shit in hers instead.
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"One last bender!" he pleaded at the air intervention his family had staged.
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A rolling stone collects no moss -- no matter how old and musty Keith Richard's balls are.
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Better to be a Den Mother than no Mother at all.
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Dick Trickle gives ya a little prickle when you tickle his pickle.
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Diggin' Ditches & Fuckin' Bitches: Welcome to the new Animal Rescue & Crematorium.
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Every Paul, Dick and Harry have been cleared. We're now looking at every Tom, Rick and Jerry.
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Flickin' your bean? More like fiddlin' your meme, if ya catch what I mean.
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Fondler of the roof? Nah, that's just ol' Ted Cruz tweeting from his ivory tower. ..aka his dick.
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Hand sanitizer on your feet? Oohhh you *are* a dirty boy, aren't you!
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Hand sanitizer won't ass the check that your mouth's been cashin'.
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Have a skeeter on your peter, knock it off. Have a peter on your skeeter, call the cops.
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I aint got it on bluray, but I blew Ray to get it on vhs. Varsity Blues is the shit!
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I don't wear apple watches but I do eat apple apples. Stay woke.
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I get knocked down, but I get up again. ...because fuck you!
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I hit rock bottom when he said "we screwed the pooch" but I couldn't remember fucking our dog. 12 steps later... i bought a cat.
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I know a man named Bilby who suffered a horrendous toe injury playing semi-pro kick the can as a young man. He has great fun with his grandkids now.
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I tried to hump an animated movie twice. Not just once. I never hump inanimate objects twice. Thems the rules.
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I'm just here to throw as much sticky shit at the wall as possible and hope my sticky shit sticks.
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I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, twice, three times a slim shady.
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I'm not sure we're speaking the same language, but your dog is carrying my puppies.
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If it's drain cleaner you're after, you've to the right place!
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IT puts the lotion on IT's skin after IT removes the makeup.
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It takes a lot of gravitas to talk how daddy talks.
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