Longevity is nothing without fluidity, Pond Scum. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 30, 2021 .
Perfectly perpendicular to the perpetrator was that purple portrait of the pergola. The Garden Bandit has been caught! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 30, 2017 xx.
If it's drain cleaner you're after, you've to the right place! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 30, 2017 ..
It takes a lot of gravitas to talk how daddy talks. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 30, 2017 ..
You parents own a go-cart track. What do you have to complain about, Gregg?! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 16, 2017 well?
Hand sanitizer on your feet? Oohhh you *are* a dirty boy, aren't you! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 9, 2017 fuckin rebel
I hit rock bottom when he said "we screwed the pooch" but I couldn't remember fucking our dog. 12 steps later... i bought a cat. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 9, 2017 cat is driving me crazy
Better to be a Den Mother than no Mother at all. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 9, 2017 so true.
"One last bender!" he pleaded at the air intervention his family had staged. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 9, 2017 hope he is doing ok
"One last bender!" he pleaded at the air intervention his family had staged. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 2, 2017 yeah.. pretty awful.
I hit rock bottom when he said "we screwed the pooch" but I couldn't remember fucking our dog. 12 steps later... i bought a cat. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 26, 2017 Xx
"Never shit in your bed" is what mom had said, so I shit in hers instead. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 26, 2017 Logic. 1
Rusty door hinges make for squeaky 1st impressions. What the he'll, put it there! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 26, 2017 Nice to meet.
Ned fled Fred for something he'd said about how Ed had fed Fred his cock. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 26, 2017 Big if true.
I get knocked down, but I get up again. ...because fuck you! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 13, 2017 see?
Ned fled Fred for something he'd said about how Ed had fed Fred his cock. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 12, 2017 maybe rooster.
Why do you like him? He's always bringing that bitch to frisbee golf fridays. I CANT PUTT WHEN SHE BARKS, DARYL. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 12, 2017 x.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once, twice, three times a slim shady. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 10, 2017 ()
A rolling stone collects no moss -- no matter how old and musty Keith Richard's balls are. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 20, 2017 it's true.
Welcome to the jungle: Where we got fun and games (like miliaria & deforestation). in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 19, 2017 GNR 1
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, I'll pull down my underwear. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 19, 2017 Mack Weldon probz.
Squeezing one's hand into a fist and releasing in rapid succession simulates a sphincter puckering. It's also business casual. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 18, 2017 yep.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. POWERS BOOTHE DIED? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 18, 2017 Not ok.
The Ozark Trail leads to Sam Walton's nuts.
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