the ostrich

"I got a good feeling about this one," I say as I'm tasting an award-winning chili in a chili cook-off, while also thinking about this episode.

i never was a fan of the super glossy/shiny aesthetic that was all over microsoft's products in the late 00's and early 10's.

i smell a multi-thousand dollar t-shirt partnership in the making!

oh this is just what i need to get in the mood for tonight (if you know what I mean )

i'm tired of the famous segments. give me the DEEP CUTS

watch out folks, i'm L O G G I N G O N T O B L A S T

i was going to post this pro version thread, but you beat me to it.

TAke a look y'all

my phone grew cartoonishly long and muscular appendages and ran away after listening to this episode. i'm fearful for my safety tonight.

but for real, when they do call-ins, are they gonna post the number here or is sean gonna tweet it out again?

this is the stuff i CRAVE, fellas

i tried making a joke about it last week before listening to the episode and realized that most people would read it as a comment about the pro version

lemme just say this about that: blake griffin is for sure thinkin' to himself, "what am i gonna do if i can't clipper?"

that's surprisingly airtight deductive reasoning. and dalton, i guess i can reschedule. i felt like a big dumb idiot sitting out front of staples center with my hot dog stand which had been converted into a spaghetti maker as i waited for your arrival. on the bright side, i did manage to sell some spaghetti, and no one got sick. progress!

quick dalton! it's just you and me right now. how's about i treat you to a fancy spaghetti dinner? i cooked the spaghetti in week-old hot dog water, so it's bound to be the best spaghetti you've ever tasted.

i've heard of nutcases chanting "blood and soil," but a robot spilling blood and not oil? something doesn't seem quite right here...

hey henry, I heard the haunted house you're staying in was once inhabited by bot dylan. see if you can find any juicy secrets from his robot days!

i hear that it helps you lose weight even faster too. granted, you're losing important nutrients and fluids and will probably get super dehydrated but weight loss is weight loss, right?

big shout out to CMB for getting murphy brown back on TV. i'm buying next round (but only if your next round is a michelob ultra)

only the boys could bang out 100 episodes in the span of a week. unfortunately, they're all on howl, which is doubly unfortunate because it doesn't exist anymore.

fellas, today, we are all groot

i going to throw my hat in the ring and take a guess of "grootch"

has anyone tried pitching a rebrand for the show? something like "howllywood handbook?" just a thought.

i might have been faster if i hadn't been shaking hands with henry the whole time! sometimes i'm just too good of a sport, y'know? congrats to jay on a hard earned victory. i just hope it (along with the chaos and destruction) doesn't go to his head.