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Posts posted by BarnHen
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When you're slidin' into second and you see your parents neckin'. They didn't see ya.
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I date Shavey Dave for his signature wavy fade
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Gravy Dave just dug his own Davy Grave.Â
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Waiter, could I get the extra whap of stank I ordered, please?
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If you wanna wrangle my dangle, you better play me the Bangles.
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Please come take back your cats. I'm really allergic.
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I can pee without pooping, but I can't poop without looking.
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It fell on deaf ears. Blood was everywhere.
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Knock on wood. It's been four hours, I better call the doc about these boner pills.
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If coral reef was kobe beef, the ocean would be reef broth.
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Tic-Tac, Cert attack, give bad breath the bone!
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Up top, on the side, down low, dumb hoe.
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Back off guy, I know A LOT of entrepreneurs!
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Dictator? Please, call me Penis Potato.
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You whistlin' at me?
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Howdy do, firm tofu?
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I like my chips wavy with a boat full of gravy
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A punch in the throat is worth two to the scrote.
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What's shakin', turkey bacon?
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It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Beav.
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Missed me, missed me, now you gotta fist me!
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The source of the force is, of course, a horse.
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I'll pinky your twinkie, if you thinky I'm stinky.
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One pizza no toppings, coming right up!
The name's Mister Niceguy. Nomar Mister Niceguy.
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The name's Mister Niceguy. Nomar Mister Niceguy.