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BarnHen

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  1. The name's Mister Niceguy. Nomar Mister Niceguy.
  2. When you're slidin' into second and you see your parents neckin'. They didn't see ya.
  3. I date Shavey Dave for his signature wavy fade
  4. Gravy Dave just dug his own Davy Grave.
  5. Waiter, could I get the extra whap of stank I ordered, please?
  6. If you wanna wrangle my dangle, you better play me the Bangles.
  7. Please come take back your cats. I'm really allergic.
  8. I can pee without pooping, but I can't poop without looking.
  9. It fell on deaf ears. Blood was everywhere.
  10. Knock on wood. It's been four hours, I better call the doc about these boner pills.
  11. If coral reef was kobe beef, the ocean would be reef broth.
  12. Tic-Tac, Cert attack, give bad breath the bone!
  13. Up top, on the side, down low, dumb hoe.
  14. Back off guy, I know A LOT of entrepreneurs!
  15. Dictator? Please, call me Penis Potato.
  16. You whistlin' at me?
  17. Howdy do, firm tofu?
  18. I like my chips wavy with a boat full of gravy
  19. A punch in the throat is worth two to the scrote.
  20. What's shakin', turkey bacon?
  21. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Beav.
  22. Missed me, missed me, now you gotta fist me!
  23. The source of the force is, of course, a horse.
  24. I'll pinky your twinkie, if you thinky I'm stinky.
  25. One pizza no toppings, coming right up!
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