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  1. Smigg.

    LOL

    5 years ago, the episode dropped, and wanted to commemorate it. Hand me a raw chicken and a webcam. Shit Dicks forever.
  2. Paul brings up the trade he made for a Penthouse air freshener. I'm so glad he wasn't at my school, as I talked about in the Disclosure thread, he'd have been eaten alive at our school. If he's making trades for novelty air fresheners, we'd have gotten him to sign over his house, and I'd be married to June right now. Paul sounds like the kid who tried palming off Naked Lunch on people.
  3. Who would win in a fight? Jason? Or Leatherface? Let's find out!
  4. Recorded live from Berkeley, CA, Paul, June, and Jason discuss the1986 slasher film Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives. They talk about Jason Voorhees’ story leading up to this movie, condom sounds, suspenders under t-shirts, and more. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/BONKERS code: BONKERS), Betterhelp (www.betterhelp.com/bonkers), Simplisafe (www.simplisafe.com/bonkers), and Amazon Intersect Festival (www.intersectfest.com code: BONKERS). Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: http://www.earwolf.com/show/unspooled/ Check out our tour dates over at www.hdtgm.com! Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepubli…wdidthisgetmade Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter
  5. Smigg.

    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    I think we've found our "Phonecall that sounds suspiciously familiar" post this week.
  6. Smigg.

    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    Maybe its not "Elle", but E.L.L.E, with some stupid ass cheap sci-fi name like Electrohumanoid Lunar Law Enforcer
  7. Smigg.

    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    Okay, I need to see this movie.
  8. Smigg.

    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    You know how movies like "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly" were called "Spaghetti Westerns", because they were made in Italy. Does this make Starcrash a Spaghetti Sci-Fi, or does it have a different name, like Sci-Fi Bolognese, or SPACE-ghetti?
  9. Smigg.

    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    I'll be honest, the about 20 minutes I could make through this movie before tapping out. I did think to myself "Hey, she's hot, wonder if they make her take her clothes off for no reason." About 10 seconds later, she did. But then, when she said "This planet is gonna burn my skin off", I just thought "You're wearing a bikini, by choice, for no apparent reason."
  10. Smigg.

    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    FUCKING FEMINISTS! GOING BACK IN TIME AND DOING GENDER SWAPPED REMAKES!! THEY DID IT WITH GHOSTBUSTERS AND THAT SUCKED, THEY DID IT WITH OCEANS AND THAT SUCKED AND NOW THEY'RE DOING IT WITH THIS?! THEY'RE FUCKING WITH MY CHILDHOOD!!!! This is Brie Larson's fault for some reason! Shit like this is why Trump got elected, and he's gonna win again, because of this fucking bullshit SJW Zardoz remake. We already had "Zardoz", there's no need for Female Zardoz and that's not me being sexist, but when they wanted a male Lara Croft, they made a different game, Uncharted, they didn't change Tomb Raider. Yeah, I get that that's what happened here, it's called "Star Crash", but look at it, thigh high boots, weird underpants, it's fucking Zardoz! MY THAT PERIOD IN TIME A FEW YEARS BEFORE I WAS BORN! And, not being sexist, but Sean Connery looks way better in the thigh highs. But, they just don't see it, Ghostbusters flopped, Oceans 8 flopped, all these other movies I'm ranting about flopped, so that tells you something... People don't want that, people don't want politics being shoved into their movies! Even though that's basically how I make my money, by ranting about it every day. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe. Also, check out my Patreon, because YouTube demonetised me for no reason, all I did was call a woman a fucking bitch that should kill herself, that's not sexist, it's not sexist. If anything, I'd be being sexist if I DIDN'T call her a bitch, because I'm treating her like I would a man. Also, I'm running for election soon, so keep an eye out, I'll be talking about getting milkshake thrown on me, and how that just shows that I'm gonna win! (Stupid Jason ruined my joke, about a minute into the podcast).
  11. Recorded live from Richmond, Virginia, Paul, June, and Jason discuss the 1979 space opera Starcrash. They talk about Stella Star’s outfit, Elle the robot who is capable of being nervous, the similarities to Star Wars, and more. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/BONKERS code: BONKERS), Simplisafe (www.simplisafe.com/bonkers), SweeTango Apple (www.sweetango.com/bonkers), and Betterhelp (www.betterhelp.com/bonkers). Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: http://www.earwolf.com/show/unspooled/ Check out our tour dates over at www.hdtgm.com! Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepubli…wdidthisgetmade Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter
  12. Smigg.

    Episode 223.5 - Minisode 223.5

    Okay, I'm going to say this now. Tomorrow's thread for the episode, I'm putting it out there, I might have my magnum opus for jokes I've made on this board, I just cracked myself up, and quite frankly, I found it so funny, I don't care if nobody else does.
  13. Smigg.

    Episode 223.5 - Minisode 223.5

    I'm 30 seconds into Starcrash, I already want to kick Paul's ass.
  14. Smigg.

    Episode 223.5 - Minisode 223.5

    I dunno about that, I just come up with stupid jokes to pop myself, and try to make Paul laugh.
  15. Smigg.

    Episode 223.5 - Minisode 223.5

    This relates back to my post about the tape market at my school. Showgirls was a hot hand, because it was "Her from Saved By The Bell".
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