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I channeled my inner Paul Scheer, and actually listened to this movie while I was working on the garden this afternoon, and this post sprung to mind. Even in the first song you hear Josie and the Pussycats sing, you hear one. Although, it's probably me thinking about this post as making me hear things differently I'm a punk rock prom queen Brown paper magazine Hotter than you've ever seen Everywhere and between I'm a ten ticket thrill ride Don't you wanna come inside? Five star triple threat Hardest of the hard to get No one's little red corvette Ain't seen nothing like me yet Just looking at the lyrics just makes me think there's a sly connotation, with references to porno mags, being a "thrill ride". It's filth.

I'm not involved in this whole thing usually, but I actually really like this movie.

Is your name a Metalocalypse reference?!

I got a laugh out of Paul for the line "shit pie with an extroverted nipple game", I'm quite pleased with myself.

Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow is on Netflix for those of us in the UK.

He was a HUGE scumbag. What he would do is he'd go on dates, and more often than not, they would go terribly. Well, one of them had the foresight to e-mail the staff at the show, basically saying "This guy is a scumbag", so Master Po, thinking he was a slick operator, sent out his own e-mail saying "Do not open any e-mails from these addresses, they're viruses, and they will steal your identity and use it against you!". It's par for the course for a man refused to divulge his name to such a point where he'd sign into places as "Po, Master".

Okay, time for another Body Rockin' Master Po fact. When Master Po worked security at XM, the identification for certain women would get "lost" during the process, and then Master Po would conveniently find them, and then drive to the woman's house to return it. Shit like that is what got him mocked on air, and then eventually shit canned.

Could be a subtle shot at modern art basically being a money laundering scam. Like this going for nearly $44m

I've just thought about this a little more. That's how we get them to fight. Frank Dux is telling the story about how he won, and then just say "Oh... well... Master Po said he won... " And then you get the bracket that way. Fun Fact about Master Po, the staff at Opie and Anthony lied to him and told him they were going to be interviewing Chuck Norris, and had him write an essay about how much Chuck Norris has affected his life.

Isn't that basically Bloodsport?

There was a guy who was on Joe Rogan's podcast (I think), and he and the guest were talking about fake martial artists, and they talked about this one guy who told his friend "I'm fighting in an underground tournament", and he went into the woods, and he emerged three days later with a trophy. How do people think they're convincing anyone?!

Penelope Spheeris did a podcast with Chris Jericho that's pretty interesting. I think it was the Wayne's World 25th anniversary

TIA CARRERE DIDN'T REALLY PLAY THE BASS?! Next thing, you'll be telling me that she didn't really hunt relics in that TV show. Tia Carrere could tell me that she won an Olympic Gold Medal in Greco-Roman Wrestling after beating Spongebob Squarepants and I'd believe her, I will always have a crush on Tia Carrere.

Uss! What about Ashida Kim? That guy took over the internet for a hot minute. I can't stop listening to the Master Po stuff, like when he hosted his own radio show, invited a bunch of convicts, and let them in no problem. This is a guy who wouldn't let SLASH into a room, but a bunch of criminals, they're good to go. Master Po's Body Rock is infinitely more entertaining than the movie Body Rock. However, the more I think about it, I become more convinced that Master Po just watched this movie, and thought "I could do that!"

Dude sang a bunch of times when he wrestled too

Brings a new meaning to "Hard Court".

I've actually annoyed myself with that rant, so I'm posting this to cheer myself up...

When the guy says "I want to be like Muhammad Ali.. but in his prime!" I think it was supposed to be an ill thought out metaphor. As we all know, when Ali was in his prime, he transcended the world of boxing, he became a civil rights leader, he was doing appearances on chat shows, Pro Wrestling, and anything else he wanted to do. He was not only the best fighter in the world, he was perhaps the most famous person in the world. So, perhaps this shit-pie was saying "I want to be so good in my chosen field, I become the biggest thing in the world." Why he felt the need to put his fist up, I don't know. I'm just chalking it up to him being a shit-pie with an extroverted nipple game. More importantly, him saying "...but in his prime!" is such a dickish thing to say about one of the most important people in history, the man's fight with George Foreman was watched by ONE BILLION PEOPLE! But think of it this way, this movie came out in 1984, so it was probably being filmed in 1983, so I would hazard a guess that this was written in 1982, Muhammad Ali had only just retired the previous year. To put that into perspective, he had his first fight in 1960, he had SIXTY-ONE fights in his career and went 56-5, and his last three losses came to: Leon Spinks - Olympic Gold Medallist, who Ali beat in the rematch Larry Holmes - He was in the middle of a 48 fight win streak, that's one less than Rocky Marciano, and became undisputed World Heavyweight Champion, and went on amass a 69-6 record Trevor Berbick - Went on to become a Heavyweight Champion. Muhammad Ali's "Prime" lasted from 1960 to 1980 over the course of almost 60 fights, and you're acting like Muhammad Ali has embarrassed himself and became a joke?! You arrogant prick, fuck you "Chilly" and whoever wrote your shit-pie dialogue.

Tried watching the movie. But instead, listened to Opie and Anthony clips about their security guard, 'Master Po' talking about his exercise programme, also called "Body Rock" FIVE STARS!!

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I think he had to change his website because he originally had it as Master Po's, which ended up with it being spelled "masterpos", and people took the piss out of him, because it made it look like "Master POS". which lead to a brief period of him being "Master Piece of Shit". It's got me listening to the old O&A bits all about him, and he's such a douche. If you ever want some background noise, just do a youtube search for "O&A Master Po".

This has nothing to do with anything, I just love this so much.

The funny thing is, before I posted, I did put "8 Minute Abs", before remembering that's from There's Something About Mary. I would post the videos of him talking about it, but O&A, and Jim Norton make some jokes in them that probably aren't for this forum.