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If you can think of a better way to dry my pubic hair, then tell me officer.
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Send bail. -
Is it just me or does Honey Nut Cheerios sound like a very specific sex instruction?
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Roses are red, / Violets are blue, / Grass is red, / I have deuteranopia.
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To quote Ned Flanders: Take out your crayons and colour me Tickled Pink! Love this one!- 1 reply
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I tried playing possum once but it was weird blowing into its butthole.
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Good sound though. -
Mick Jagger beat two parrots to death. Talk about killing two birds with one Stone!
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Timely! -
Pneumonia? I prefer my OLD monia, thank you very much!
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Mo monia,mo problems. -
Learn from my mistakes: don't open a pet store called Neutered by Nature
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People really, REALLY don't like it. Neither do the animals for that matter. -
Please don't put words in my mouth; I just took a huge dialogue dump.
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Keeping it classy! -
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)
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Thanks for this info! My wife and I were able to watch 1 & 2 on Amazon Prime but the third seems elusive. Still, a doc on what the heck is going on sounds fantastic! -
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)
TheAprilFoolsRebel replied to NigelDungan's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
My wife and I love bad/good horror and this one tops it's predecessor in sheer insanity. I'd particularly love to hear June's take on the music! -
Episode 11 - Dana Carvey
TheAprilFoolsRebel replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend
I've been loving all the episodes but this one made me laugh out loud particularly hard. Dana is one of those folks who seems under-appreciated somehow. Maybe it's just because he's not as in the spotlight as he once was. But he takes such joy in comedy, it really is contagious! -
Visit stamps.com and I'll see you never at the Post Malone concert. Because he's terrible.
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I'm sure Post Malone has good sense of humour... right? -
I enjoy telling people about comedy and crooners... it's kind of Sheeran Scheer alike.
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A guy wanted to fight because I'm in the Winter Olympics but I told him I'm a luger not a fighter.
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It takes two to luge. -
The gentleman stumbled on the wine bottle resulting in a clumsy man toe port.
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Comedy GOLD. -
I came when she said, "grass stain" because I love dirty talk.
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I'm just glad she didn't whisper, "loamy." -
Solids and stripes - important to watch in pool and in stool
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This is the title of my Web MD article. -
Don’t touch that dial! I don’t want your pubes on my bar of soap.
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I love this one - and not just because I'm a shill for the Henkel Corporation! -
Why is no one talking about A through D coli? WHAT DOES BIG COLI HAVE ON YOU?
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ANSWER ME! -
My ant farm was fine but my uncle farm got me into a lot of trouble with the authorities.
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Farm here to eternity. -
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Unless you're at a murder scene. Then you just look guilty as hell.
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Learn from my mistakes, people. -
Though I had seen it years ago, it wasn't until a recent re-watching that I fully appreciated the terrific terribleness of this gem of a flick. Bad acting and overacting? Yup! Fun kills? Yep! Sneaky Drew Barrymore appearance? Uh, YES! But what's that? You say, "Sounds fun but I only watch movies where David Carradine makes an appearance"? YOU. ARE. IN. LUCK! Add in some genre jumping and a lot of exposition - including the timely intervention of a talking bird - and you've got a bad movie that's so very much worth watching!
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Just want to keep the love for Hard Target going! It's the best kind of bad and absolutely HDTGM worthy!
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I'm a big believer in friends with benefits - especially if I can get on their dental plan.
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Beneficial.