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    Tom Hanks spanks skanks in Spanx as pranks.

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    After a long run, I retired from making pantyhose.

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    Big Brother is watching my big brother watch Big Brother Season 23.

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    Life hack means something different to Jason Voorhees.

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    Women. You give them an inch and they say, "That's it?"

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    All this talk about anti-vax and not one word about Uncle Vax.

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    There's something about Threedom...

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel, in Threedom

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    Look into your heart. The answer was there all along. especially if the question was, "where's the mitral valve?"

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    You speak on our behalf, but who speaks on our bewholes?

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    The worst thing that can happen to an erotic baker is a yeast infection.

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    To Air is Jordan.

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    Find someone who loves you like the Facebook algorithm.

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    Watch me neuter pets live on my Spaytreon.

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    I sell statues of giant wrestlers. I'm an Andreprenuer.

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    I kept seeing Gordon Sumner everywhere. Turns out, I have aStingmatism.

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    Be warned; that way lies Madness... and they are just playing "One Step Beyond" over and over.

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    I collect photos of regular people dressed as Sherlock; I have stock Holmes syndrome.

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    I ‘m following an expert on sneaker soles. It’s a Ted Talk Tread Stalk.

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    I just spoke to Tom Hanks’ son on TV! It was a callin’ Colin Call-in

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    I asked my pirate optometrist if he knew what the problem was and he said, "Aye, dry eye."

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    Writing a sexy story about TV's "The Nanny." It's Fran fiction.

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    Bananakin Skywalker. Is that something?

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    I wrote a poop joke I thought was solid but then it ran on a lot.

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    Remember: Supertramp was just regular Tramp until they were bitten by a radioactive hobo.

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    Should I be worried that my pee tastes funny?

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