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I’m grieving the thieving of my Lamborghini and the fraught thought of a con’s tush in my Countach.
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mirror, mirror on the ceiling, who's that schlub who's softly squealing?
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Michael Jordan or LeBron James? Call me old-fashioned, but I like a guy who can blast the bottom right out of the ol’ peach basket.
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The dialogue in The Fog left me agog, but the twist in The Mist was a swing and a miss.
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Well, rake my cake rolls over the hot coals, and call me Philomena Foxhole.
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Don't take money; don't take fame; don't need no credit card to ride this train. We only accept precious metals.
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Sing a song of sixpence; shed a skin for snake sense; skin a steak for Mike Pence.
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♬ There was something in the air that night / Not breathing right / Asbestos
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Those gorgeous gorges are engorged with the gore of four Al Borlands.
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I’m just a naughty hottie with a body, doing potty karate with Paul Giamatti.
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Thin Lizzy got dummy thicc on Bisquick at The Boysenberry Town. <that last part is sung as The Boys Are Back In Town>
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Be the queen of the scene! Try Dr. Kareem Gene's Genie Jean Cream!
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You make a better Labrador than you do a windoberman pinscher.
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All guys fantasize about the tall size of my small fries.
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If your favorite Girl Scout cookie is Tagalong, you're Taga-wrong. Thin Mints win, Squints!
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Han's hot yacht con was caught when he yawned in his cot.
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Yabba-Dabba-Doomed? Fred Flintstone's stones crushed; lineage in jeopardy.
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A lewd "Jaws"?! Jude Law's X-rated reboot is a low blow for Gigolo Joe.
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The Native American cook at my Japanese place quit without cause. I may sue Sue the Sioux sushi sous chef!
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Big cars, cigars, fig bars and sleepin' in box cars: Ah, the good life.
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There’s wisdom in a graceful baby’s babble. Every burp a savvy dribble.
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Gritty, Philly Gritty, the mascot of our hearts; skate the ice with crazy eyes and hold in all your farts.
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granddad grandstands for one thing only: gerber burgers for flabby babies
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