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    Never tell me the odds; only the evens. Especially if that even is Steven.

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    Work’s for jerks! Free time is me time when it comes to tea time.

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    I’m grieving the thieving of my Lamborghini and the fraught thought of a con’s tush in my Countach.

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    "Baked and stuffed for Christmas meal / No more squawking, no more squeal." Wow, Mother Goose really did save the best for last.

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    I’m just a naughty hottie with a body, doing potty karate with Paul Giamatti.

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    I bred a bull with Red Bull in a bread bowl.

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    The Vevo “Vertigo” video on U2’s YouTube is too frou-frou for Desmond Tutu.

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    granddad grandstands for one thing only: gerber burgers for flabby babies

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    A Mime Screams: Crime Scheme or Creamy Meme? The answer tonight at ten.

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    Don't take money; don't take fame; don't need no credit card to ride this train. We only accept precious metals.

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    Han's hot yacht con was caught when he yawned in his cot.

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    He thrusts his hips against The Post, and still insists Meryl should've won.

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    Limp dimpled pimps pump & dump their pumpkin lumps.

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    The Native American cook at my Japanese place quit without cause. I may sue Sue the Sioux sushi sous chef!

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    Sing a song of sixpence; shed a skin for snake sense; skin a steak for Mike Pence.

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    Michael Jordan or LeBron James? Call me old-fashioned, but I like a guy who can blast the bottom right out of the ol’ peach basket.

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    ♬ There was something in the air that night / Not breathing right / Asbestos

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    Be the queen of the scene! Try Dr. Kareem Gene's Genie Jean Cream!

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    mirror, mirror on the ceiling, who's that schlub who's softly squealing?

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    Well, rake my cake rolls over the hot coals, and call me Philomena Foxhole.

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    You make a better Labrador than you do a windoberman pinscher.

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