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Bingo Boy

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  1. I donā€™t think thatā€™s what your doctor meant when he said you needed more vegetables in your body.
  2. Sprinkle me with jimmies while I tinkle and I shimmy.
  3. It turns out Chippendaleā€™s has nothing to do with the cartoon chipmunks. I really shouldnā€™t have brought my kids there.
  4. Bingo Boy

    One Crazy Summer (1986)

    One Crazy Summer and Better Off Dead are both really unique and funny movies.
  5. I donā€™t care if you did it all for the nookie, youā€™re not in charge of what I do with my thin mints.
  6. Iā€™m not speaking from experience, but Iā€™m pretty sure the peanut butter is supposed to go on your balls.
  7. The Song Remains The Same, because my Led Zeppelin record keeps skipping.
  8. Lentil soups give me gentle poops.
  9. Itā€™s generallly genteel to be gentle with a gentileā€™s genitals.
  10. When I asked you about the Louisiana Purchase, I didnā€™t mean the hooker you paid for in New Orleans.
  11. Restraining order be damned, Iā€™ll do what I please within a hundred feet of a Chuck E. Cheese.
  12. Show me your diction and letā€™s make some young adult friction.
  13. Raindrops keep fallinā€™ on my head, because Iā€™m being subjected to Chinese water torture.
  14. Whether itā€™s yellow or brown, I go sitting down.
  15. His name may be Kotter, but heā€™s welcome back at surprisingly few places.
  16. Its a good thing curiosity killed the cat, because i never bought it any food.
  17. When I hired you as my wedding DJ, what part of ā€˜Smash Mouth deep cuts onlyā€™ did you not understand?
  18. I have a sugar daddy, and by that I mean my dad has diabetes.
  19. I hate to break it you Van Morrison, but technically theyā€™re all brown eyed girls.
  20. Your pickle in pantsy tickles my fancy.
  21. There are two mysteries that will never be solved: who killed Kennedy and who let the dogs out.
  22. Iā€™ll only marry ya if you show me your bathing suit area.
  23. She blinded me with science...also with bleach. It was mostly the bleach that blinded me.
  24. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, ask him how the hell a grown ass man doesnā€™t know how to fish.
  25. My ramen restaurant slash strip club ā€œMiso Hornyā€ would have succeeded if it werenā€™t for all the soup burn lawsuits.
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