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TootyBut2DButt last won the day on July 9 2020

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    A slippery slope for a slippery Pope.
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    Some people have greatness thrust upon them, some people thrust upon greatness.
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    Did you know the game “duck duck goose” was originally called “ice ice baby”, but was changed when the song came out.
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    I hate to be politically incorrect, but Democrats are associated with the color red and Republicans are associated with the color blue.
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    If you want a good push-up bra, get a sports bra, they’re great for push-ups.
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    I am happy to see you and I appreciate you thinking my dick could reach all the way to my pocket.
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    I’ve got a great gynecologist who will do a penis for half price.
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    It turns out Victoria’s Secret is that her overpriced undergarments are made by exploited workers in Southeast Asia, which isn’t as sexy a secret as those ads were suggesting.
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    I’m a very punctual person but somehow I’m still always late to the party.
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    My nickname in college was Beef Stew but you can call me by my Christian name: Beefaroni Stewart
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    Guess who’s got two thumbs... And yes, I am thinking of one specific person.
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    I’ve been struggling to have oral sex with my Spanish-speaking girlfriend so I started using Duolingus.
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    Humpty Dumpty sat on my lap, Humpty Dumpty took a big crap. Then he had a little “accident” on a wall.
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    After a dark period the Hamburglar has moved on from Hamburglaring to Ham-murdering.
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    My baby is reverse balding.

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    My baby is reverse balding.
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