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  1. TootyBut2DButt
    I’m a fan of genitals in general, but I’m a bigger fan of genitals in Generals. Here’s lookin at you Patton and MacArthur.
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    I’m not saying the world has gotten worse but when I was a kid if you had a muffin and orange juice for breakfast people thought you were being healthy.
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    To take my mind off the current situation I’ve gotten into collecting things and I started with unemployment benefits.
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    Let’s just say my ass has spent a lot of time in Red Lobster.
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    I always carry a gun when I’m menstruating, it’s a period piece.
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    Two things you need to know about me, I’m very politically correct and my favorite sex position is reverse cowperson.
  7. TootyBut2DButt
    Okay Gilgamesh, now that was epic.
  8. TootyBut2DButt
    In darkest night, on tallest mountain, I saw her pissing, into the fountain.
  9. TootyBut2DButt
    I tried to follow my dreams but they got a restraining order against me.
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    Don’t think of me as impotent, think of me as al dente.
  11. TootyBut2DButt
    I hate being the third wheel when I hang out with friends, especially once the sex starts.
  12. TootyBut2DButt
    It’s thyme to nutmeg, I’m cumin.
  13. TootyBut2DButt
    Here’s an OJ verdict for you; pulp sucks.
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    Why do we always have time for Tickle-Me-Elmo but never for Tickle ME, Elmo?
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    I don’t care if Lester Holt is going to be there I’m not going to something called “a fart party”.
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