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After I mated with my bicycle I became a spokesperson.

While less misogynistic, off the body wet t-shirt contests are pretty boring.

I hate to make excuses about my penis but that’s why my nickname is Dick Caveat.

Yankee Doodle went to town on that pony.

I got addicted to censoring films so I had to join MPAA.

A good solution to gang violence would be to let Kool run more of them. How often have you heard about The Gang getting in trouble since Kool took over.

ISIS? More like cry-SIS, those guys are babies.

I’m horny for New Zealand.

It’s time for catchphrase submitters to unionize.

Imagine if it really was raining men.

In cum, in neck koala tea.

This is CNN reporting that a child you never knew and never could have known has died in a horrible way. The tragicness of their death was only eclipsed by the tragedy that was their life. Feels sad, you sadness bitch.

Judas was a patsy.

You can't hear the actors on the recording? Did you try putting a microphone on the end of a long stick and holding it over their heads?

For every zoomer with a tumor there's a boomer with a lot of medical debt.