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TootyBut2DButt

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    I've got a bun in the oven, she's got a baby in the uterus but I'm pregnant and she's baking.
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    "I'm walkin' here, forget about it." said the Brooklyn based Jedi, waving his hand at the stormtroopers.
  3. TootyBut2DButt
    I like strap-ons and nature worship, they call me the peggin’ pagan.
  4. TootyBut2DButt
    Shiver me timbers, that was quite an orgasm!
  5. TootyBut2DButt
    My brain doesn’t understand who Kylie Minogue is.
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    I need a thong for my dong to hold it in place, it flops around like a big flaccid mace.
  7. TootyBut2DButt
    Sweet tea for my sweeties, enemas for my enemies, sweet tea enemas for my acquaintances.
  8. TootyBut2DButt
    It makes me want to cry when I think about how disappointed Amerigo Vespucci would be with us.
  9. TootyBut2DButt
    Polish sausages to get them shiny, mispronounce polish and I’ll kick your hiney.
  10. TootyBut2DButt
    If you’re going to capture Nick Nolte, you’re going to need a nick cannon and a nick cage.
  11. TootyBut2DButt
    Don’t make me horny, you wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.
  12. TootyBut2DButt
    All my cases are brief cases, said the arrogant lawyer.
  13. TootyBut2DButt
    God removed Adam’s McRib so he could suck his own McDick.
  14. TootyBut2DButt
    If you ask me, the summer is the worst time to 69.
  15. TootyBut2DButt
    Sometimes I get so scared that people will stop tweeting, then I open twitter and a great sense of relief washes over me.
  16. TootyBut2DButt
    Let's just say shadows cast upon a wall aren't the only thing that have been in Plato's cave recently.
  17. TootyBut2DButt
    Only 90's kids will get this; remember how crazy birth canals were during the Clinton presidency?
  18. TootyBut2DButt
    If this and that were those and they then things would be quite different today.
  19. TootyBut2DButt
    In the land of milk and honey, roving gangs of bees hunt cows for sport, wantonly slaughtering any that cross their path.
  20. TootyBut2DButt
    Oooo, I hope you do one for Danny Aiello (assuming you haven't already).
  21. TootyBut2DButt
    Our farts are very similar, Tutankhamun.
  22. TootyBut2DButt
    There’s nothing more exciting than a mailman with a huge package.
  23. TootyBut2DButt
    When I fart, only lines come out.
  24. TootyBut2DButt
    Gad-Zouks! I’m glad Jason got married but he could do better!
  25. TootyBut2DButt
    Someone tore me a new asshole and I am loving it.
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