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Everything posted by TootyBut2DButt

  1. Steve Zahn only has one video game voice acting credit.
  2. I may be naked but I would hesitate to call this skinny dipping.
  3. She sells seashells by the sea shore because she doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand.
  4. lol before I become some sort of folk hero I should say I have no idea if someone tweeted at Scott, they might have, or Scott could have just remembered he'd said it before. I'm not here to stir up a ruckus I'm a simple man who just wants to hock his catchphrase wares and move along. I'm already on notice.
  5. To be honest they should release the butthole cut for most movies.
  6. If you think whiskey dick is bad then you’ve never dealt with guac cock.
  7. Apparently someone else had submitted basically the same catchphrase with the the ending worded slightly differently. I guess they must have tweeted at Scott about it. I tried to search for it but couldn't find it. I'll claim parallel thinking, but of course if it's been in a show I would have heard it at some point so I guess it was in my head somewhere. Not sure how close mine was to the original.
  8. “All I can do is ask for forgiveness and promise you I will try to be better” -Carlos Mencia
  9. Let’s change Texas to Sexas and send all the perverts there to fuck in the dust.
  10. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to smell his finger.
  11. No, unfortunately there aren’t enough butts in the world or maybe in the universe for that Mr. Wayne.
  12. You better get all of this stuff out of here like the captain said, I'm gonna go pinch a loaf, when I come back, all this is gone, alright?
  13. What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!
  14. You can’t spell Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch without a degree in Welsh language studies.
  15. You can’t spell. Educate yourself.
  16. TootyBut2DButt

    I had gum for dessert.

    I had gum for dessert.
  17. One if by stink, two if by pink and voila, the British are cumming.
  18. I’ve been having really good shits since I started eating more moral fiber.
  19. You don't see a lot of fat vampires.
  20. Better a bassist than a racist as I always say.
  21. Take me to Joan Rivers, drop me in John Waters. Hold me Glenn Closer, here comes Kyra Sedgwick.
  22. Don’t take a bite, the hot dog eating contest hasn’t started yet, eating is cheating.
  23. This looks like a great catchphrase...for me to poop on.
  24. Call me a conspiracy theorist but I’ve been putting soap in my hair and shampoo on my skin for years a not a god-damn person has noticed.
  25. Let’s address the elephant in the room. His name is Leonard, not “that big grey wrinkly dipshit”.