TootyBut2DButt

Luke and Leia like tater tots and they are Vader tots.

"Woof-woof" said the dog, "Meow-meow" said the cat, "Yes-yes, everything is coming together just as I planned" said the bat.

There’s a sucker born every minute at my terrifying sentient flesh lollipop factory.

If nothing else the quarantine has given us a chance to see the worst room in every celebrities house.

Less mass incarceration, more ass incarceration.

Have you ever considered that no amount of content will make you content.

Cancel culture isn’t new, everyone forgets Bose has been trying to cancel noise for years.

Everyone else is gone and I’m just standing here with my thumb up my ass and my dick in my hand, having a hell of an orgasm.

Fun fact: There’s a crazy guy on YouTube I saw who believes this, his name is Steven Christ. He went to prison for threatening to assassinate Obama.

My garbage man keeps grabbing my junk.

I have an erection I’d like to show you. Don’t worry it’s not mine.

Everyone's an "ILF" to someone.

They call me Ibn Batooty because I explore the booty.

Legend has it that somewhere in the Pacific Ocean lies an entire continent of content.

Rob Zombie? But I hardly know zombie?

Imagine some of the stuff he would say if Bill Hicks was here to write catchphrases.

James Bond? That guy's so British he's more like James Pond (Across the)

I received an anonymous tip at the rest stop bathroom.

Hot loads! Hot loads for sale! Two a penny!

Damn, I would have loved to make Nikki Glaser laugh with a dirty one liner.

Give me the skinny and we’ll chew the fat.

I was walking through the jungle when I received a letter from a mail himp.

Be E.T.? Who wouldn’t want to be E.T.

I don’t like sex but I do like the opposite sex.

I don’t know what it means but I am seeing the word “ubiquitous” everywhere.