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TootyBut2DButt

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  1. I have every lyric of the chorus of "We Didn't Start the Fire" memorized.
  2. Please, Bingo was my father’s name-o. My name-o is Ringo.
  3. One time I did dream of Californiacation and it was terrifying.
  4. Who, what, when, were, why/up, down, left, right/cold, hot, bratwurst, sausage, dog, cat. These are just your basic tools for making a catchphrase.
  5. TootyBut2DButt

    Forget it Max, it's HBO.

    Forget it Max, it's HBO.
  6. I bought an umbrella for a fella who was lookin' a little wet, it seemed like a good idea until I realized it was sweat.
  7. Better Dead Sea than a Red Sea.
  8. If you ask me, Joel McHale is The Soup nazi.
  9. TNT, USA and TBS have united to form the ANTSBUTTS network. ANTSBUTTS: We know very funny dramatic characters and they are welcome.
  10. Life is like a box of chocolates, if you pay attention, you can figure out what you’re going to get.
  11. It’s important, as you get older, to learn to self-parent and that is why I am spanking myself.
  12. Wow, this a good name.

  13. When dinosaurs roamed the earth there was no racism. Coincidence? I think not.
  14. Call me a Quentin Tarantino film because Samuel L. Jackson is always in me.
  15. That took longer than a bonfire at David Simon's house. Talk about a slow burn!
  16. More like Jupiter, the bringer of bangers.
  17. You know what they say about women with big feet.
  18. Nagin, Begin and Reagan walk into a bar. The hottest party of the 20th century has just begun.
  19. Porky Pig lives in a world with anthropomorphic pigs but also where "pork" is still a term.
  20. Polish jokes are hilarious to me but that’s only because I’m a manicurist.
  21. That hole in your wall isn’t where the mouse lives, it’s a mouse glory-hole.
  22. I always wear a condom but I would still describe my sex as unprotected.
  23. This episode brought to you by hot dogs that are too soft: It’s not like they’re normally hard and they taste fine but somehow these hot dogs are too soft in a way that is disgusting.
  24. Past tense, present tense, future tense, everything is always tense.
  25. Well my name is and I’m here to say it’s fun to rap in a way.
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