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Posts posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Thanks for all your hard work! Ā Will miss coming to the forums but it makes sense.
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I preferred Maron before he went electric.
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Is Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious because of VIN numbers?
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Does anyone know any differences between men and women?Ā I think Iāve got an idea for a joke.
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There once was was a woman named Elisabeth Shue. Ā She appeared in āLeaving Las Vegasā and āBack to the Future: Part 2ā.
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Thanks to autocorrect instead of going to a hibachi restaurant I ended up at a hitachi restaurant.
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Trying to figure out whether or not Iām a sexpot.
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Stroke āem if you got āem.
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I prefer a blower to a shower or a grower.
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We regret to inform you that white boy summer has been cancelled.
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If ghosts don't exist then how come ghost hunting experts are so sure they do?
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I asked James Brown to hit me and he wouldn't do it, that coward.
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I fucked Benjamin Button when he was old.
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I love Anonymous sex but the Guy Fawkes masks do make it hard to kiss.
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Blow me like you know me.
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I love blowing Glass at the glory hole. Ā Sorry, I mean I love sucking-off Todd, Ira and Philip through a hole in the wall.
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What most people don't know is that Jim Croce was hopelessly addicted to plane crashes.
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If you think the numbers on celebrity net worth.com are overinflated your should see the numbers on celebrity self worth.com.
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I Have No Pud, and I Must Tug.
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Iāve got a million dollar idea for a sex emoji.
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I love going on a road trip but I hate going on The Road trip.
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I got a couture butcher to nurture my suture, it was torture for sure since the butcher was a moocher.
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After I nut, I bolt.
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I want to be a MILF so bad.
I hate to be a pedant but it shouldnāt be a wedding ring it should be a wedded ring.
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I hate to be a pedant but it shouldnāt be a wedding ring it should be a wedded ring.