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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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"Congratulations you played yourself." said DJ Khaled to the player piano.
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"I'm walkin' here, forget about it" said the Brooklyn based Jedi, waving his hand at the stormtroopers.
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"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." said the emotionally abusive partner.
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"Imagine how funny it would be if a bug could play the drums", said John Lennon.
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"Raining cats and dogs" seems to imply they're liquefied, "hailing cats and dogs" would make a lot more sense.
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"Sucks to your ass-mar" and other such quotes from literature.
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"Things are getting pretty hot and heavy." said the man traveling to the dense molten core of the sun.
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"Uh oh, here's comes one of those big-boned skeletons." said no one ever.
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"What's an independent Claus? Â Well it's not one of my fucking good nothing children!" Â screamed an irate Santa Claus.
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"Woof-woof" said the dog, "Meow-meow" said the cat, "Yes-yes, everything is coming together just as I planned" said the bat.
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"Yo quiero regular bell!", said Spanish Quasimodo.
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“Credit or debit?” he whispered mischievously in my ear, but the joke was on him, for I had no buttcrack.
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“Crypto currency? Take off the “o” and then you’ve got something!” said the Crypt Keeper.
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“Different Strokes for different Strokes!” said Julian Casablancas as he stormed out of the band meeting.
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“Just in case you need some extra incentive to get vaccinated, I got vaccinated and my genitals got three inches longer.” said Dame Judy Dench
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“Peeping” doesn’t even begin to illustrate the extent of Tom’s crimes.
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“Spank me, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”, said the responsible child after turning himself in for stealing from the cookie jar.
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“The Pantys” is what millennials would call an internet award show for tired dogs.
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“There’s a lot of step brother, step sister porn but there’s very little orphan porn.” said Batman
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1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush is not an excuse to piss into your hands.
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2 points form a line, 4 lines make a square, 8 squares make-a a-64, Nintendo 64 make-a it’s-a-me, Mario. Yahoo!
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A 2017 study from Harvard found that across standardized testing 12% of answers were A’s, 9% of answers were B’s, 4% of answers were C’s and 75% of answers were D’s nuts.
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A bonafide altruist, Gandhi was known to provide gas, grass AND ass to those in need.
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