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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Forget finding a wife, I'm skipping the middleman and just buying a pillar of salt.
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Bryce Dallas Howard? More like Bryce Dallas Coward! Commit to one last name!
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The way this guy treats socks he’s not going to knock your socks off he’s going to knock them up.
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You can pick your nose; thanks to the miracles of plastic surgery.
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As an adult, it’s very difficult to find a non-sexual tickling partner.
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I’m still years away but I can feel a hell of a mid-life crisis brewin’ inside me.
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Guess who’s got two thumbs... And yes, I am thinking of one specific person.
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And you can tell everybody this is your thong song.
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There's nothing in the rules that says a paramedic can't play basketball.
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Those who can't do teach, so teachers who teach teachers are the worst teachers to be teaching teachers how to teach.
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Someday I hope you have an erection AND you’re happy to see me.
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This guy puts the penis in “I just got my penis stuck in a watermelon.”
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There’s something so masturbatory about jerking off to your own erotica.
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I'm not expecting much out of life, just for all of my dreams to come true and my life to be perfect. As long as that happens I'll be happy.
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My sanity hinged on the understanding that this was butter.
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You may be a brahmin but if you don’t shut your mouth you’re about to become a part of a different cast system.
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When I die I hope they bury me face down so everyone won’t notice I have a boner.
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Put your ear to the ground and listen to the sounds of the ground, it sounds like ground.
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There are no positive implications to saying “I’m about to take my dog to pond-town.”
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