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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Read The Road, Jack and don’t’ya come back, until you’ve read it.
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People who like foot-jobs are turned on by inefficiency.
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Why do we always have time for Tickle-Me-Elmo but never for Tickle ME, Elmo?
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Asparagus is an aphrodisiac, doubly so for people who are into water sports.
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Polish sausages to get them shiny, mispronounce polish and I’ll kick your hiney.
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Other than his clavicle, he doesn’t have a racist bone is his body, but boy does that clavicle have some issues.
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I don’t have a racist bone in my body. I keep my racist bones in the garage.
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If you think a hot dog is a sandwich then a pizza is a tartine.
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With everything going on at least there are no miners trapped in a mine right now.
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Watch out, I’m about to deploy some referential humor that will knock your socks off.
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Other countries need to start posting videos of their citizens saying dumb shit. That would make me feel a lot better.
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Diapers for shits, vipers for pits when, when it’s me on the aux cord I play the hits.
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I’ve been struggling to have oral sex with my Spanish-speaking girlfriend so I started using Duolingus.
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If lemonade is a drink then marmalade should be as well.
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Forsooth! This elusive sleuth has a uncouth booth where she pulls information tooth by tooth from the youth and guzzles it down like a fine aged vermouth.
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Thou shalt not kill, unless you really need to, for like a war or something.
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If you love something, set it free, clearly explain your feelings and let it make a rational decision.
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Sound of light, sound of speed, you'll never guess how fast I peed.
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