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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Does a bear shit in the woods? Because I’m trying to get ahold of some bear shit.
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I have a tick where I can't stop putting towers on my castles which is why I've started taking pills for turrets syndrome.
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If there's one thing that should have a trigger warning it's guns!
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Dial 1 for my butt. That is your only option, you may not hang up the call.
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This is my hard hat, I wear it whenever I’m hard.
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My wife thinks I’m some kind of joke, just because I’m a chicken who works as a crossing guard.
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If this and that were those and they then things would be quite different today.
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You can't make an omelette if you're Jason Mantzoukas.
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Two if by land, one if by sea, when the British arrive, I poop and pee.
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The vacuum cleaner was invented in 1901 by Hubert Cecil Booth who thought of the idea after meeting your mom at a party.
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I like to think of my penis as an extension of my body.
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Just because you are a jerk off doesn’t mean you could beat me in a jerk off.
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Martin Scorsese gets a little crazy when you drop him on the dance floor bobe obe shabobe.
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“Spank me, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”, said the responsible child after turning himself in for stealing from the cookie jar.
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Hey wait a second. I think this song might be a metaphor for having sex!
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Based on what I've seen it doesn't seem like it's that hard to get a black belt.
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Rub two sticks together you’ve got a fire. Rub two dicks together you’ve got a movie.
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I did some roll play to spice up my sex life, a buttered Kaiser roll worked best.
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Give me a third of a meter massage or as they’d call it America a foot massage.
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David Fincher? I hardly know her! What’s this now? You’re telling me David is a man’s name?!?
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Take the gun, sell it, then you’ve got cannolis for days.
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I’m trying to work but I’ve got all these cocks in my mouth. I sure wish someone would come here and knock them out for me.
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Put your guitar down and clean your room, Jonithan Bonithan Jovithan.
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