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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Here’s a tip, brush with a toothbrush made of floss to save time in the morning.
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I’m not saying the world has gotten worse but when I was a kid if you had a muffin and orange juice for breakfast people thought you were being healthy.
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Only 90's kids will get this; remember how crazy birth canals were during the Clinton presidency?
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It makes me want to cry when I think about how disappointed Amerigo Vespucci would be with us.
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Sometimes if I eat an entire pizza I get heartburn, uhhh, what gives body!?!?
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Come over here and stick your face in this you rustic fuck.
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You better get all of this stuff out of here like the captain said, I'm gonna go pinch a loaf, when I come back, all this is gone, alright?
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Hi this is McDonald’s here with a commercial. Have you tried our food? It’s pretty good. Look us up online if you want to try it.
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I picked up two hitch hikers the other day, their names were Kevin James and Will Smith.
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I’ve got ice in my veins so I’m honestly wearing this condom mostly for warmth.
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Regardless of what you tell me, don’t piss on my leg.
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In high school I was in a gang of average girls called the mean girls.
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Comparing apples to oranges is easy, apples kick ass.
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I’m a man of my word and that word and that word is “lying”.
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I shit on things I hate, cum on things I like, and sneeze on things I’m apathetic to. Anyway you slice it, you’re getting some sort of bodily discharge.
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I was going to touch him with my hot feet to warm him up but IÂ got cold feet.
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“Credit or debit?” he whispered mischievously in my ear, but the joke was on him, for I had no buttcrack.
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My wife kicked me out of bed so now I’m sleeping on a cot in a bad romance.
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I'd like to take a moment to apologize for everything I've ever said.
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Sometimes I get so scared that people will stop tweeting, then I open twitter and a great sense of relief washes over me.
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I need a thong for my dong to hold it in place, it flops around like a big flaccid mace.
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There’s nothing more attractive than confidence, other than horses.
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She said something sexy like “my stroopwafel tastes of caramel” as she lounged resplendent on her oversized toilet.
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I’ve got a booty that just won’t quit, but unfortunately it was fired.
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