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    She sells seashells by the sea shore because she doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I love car kisses, dead ass.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It’s time for catchphrase submitters to unionize.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Life is just death and taxes and creamed corn.  So much creamed corn it makes you want to give up.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A staccato note is a short but impactful sound; a sort of musical chode, if you will.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What’s the point of jumping up if you’re just going to get down?

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’m a fan of genitals in general, but I’m a bigger fan of genitals in Generals. Here’s lookin at you Patton and MacArthur.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    To take my mind off the current situation I’ve gotten into collecting things and I started with unemployment benefits.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We took 10 of America’s hottest singles, loaded them onto a spaceship and flew it into the sun.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Someone tore me a new asshole and I am loving it.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I like strap-ons and nature worship, they call me the peggin’ pagan.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  12.  

    From “smell my finger” to “pull my finger”: the crassness of finger based humor.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Parents spanking their kids? Questionable. Kids spanking their parents? Unquestionably weird.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Jesus’s name was really Josh.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’ve got a booty that just won’t quit, but unfortunately it was fired.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Looking for a way to spice things up in the bedroom?  Try barbecue sauce.  It's not just for food anymore.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Uh oh, here's comes one of those big-boned skeletons." said no one ever.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If they'd actually met a deaf leopard they wouldn't have named their band that.  There's nothing funny about that, those leopards have hard lives.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A car jacking is a very different crime in the Pixar universe.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey wait a second. I think this song might be a metaphor for having sex!

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Is Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious because of VIN numbers?

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The Spotify algorithm thinks I’m a fucking loser.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’ll give you a pearl necklace said the oyster to the person he was ejaculating onto.

    By TootyBut2DButt, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When I die I hope they bury me face down so everyone won’t notice I have a boner.

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    I picked up two hitch hikers the other day, their names were Kevin James and Will Smith.

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