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Topics posted by TootyBut2DButt
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I'd like to take a moment to apologize for everything I've ever said.
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Asparagus is an aphrodisiac, doubly so for people who are into water sports.
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Rub my belly for luck, go a little lower and we’ll fuck.
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Take the gun, sell it, then you’ve got cannolis for days.
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As an adult, it’s very difficult to find a non-sexual tickling partner.
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Squeegee Luigi and bleach Peach, Mario’s here with that look in his eye.
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By day I’m the mild mannered graffiti artist, Banksy, but by night I’m vigilante street pervert, Spanksy.
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It makes me sad that even though some people could be amazing ventriloquists they’ll never try it because of how dumb it seems.
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I got my prostate examined, turns out I could get about 85 bucks for it.
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The person who asked, “what is the sound of one hand clapping?” has a fundamental misunderstanding of what clapping is.
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David Fincher? I hardly know her! What’s this now? You’re telling me David is a man’s name?!?
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To take my mind off the current situation I’ve gotten into collecting things and I started with unemployment benefits.
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I’m a fan of genitals in general, but I’m a bigger fan of genitals in Generals. Here’s lookin at you Patton and MacArthur.
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I’m not saying the world has gotten worse but when I was a kid if you had a muffin and orange juice for breakfast people thought you were being healthy.
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Let’s just say my ass has spent a lot of time in Red Lobster.
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I always carry a gun when I’m menstruating, it’s a period piece.
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Two things you need to know about me, I’m very politically correct and my favorite sex position is reverse cowperson.
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In darkest night, on tallest mountain, I saw her pissing, into the fountain.
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I tried to follow my dreams but they got a restraining order against me.
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Don’t think of me as impotent, think of me as al dente.
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