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TootyBut2DButt

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    "Woof-woof" said the dog, "Meow-meow" said the cat, "Yes-yes, everything is coming together just as I planned" said the bat.

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    There’s a sucker born every minute at my terrifying sentient flesh lollipop factory.

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    If nothing else the quarantine has given us a chance to see the worst room in every celebrities house.

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    Less mass incarceration, more ass incarceration.

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    Have you ever considered that no amount of content will make you content.

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    Cancel culture isn’t new, everyone forgets Bose has been trying to cancel noise for years.

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    Everyone else is gone and I’m just standing here with my thumb up my ass and my dick in my hand, having a hell of an orgasm.

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    My garbage man keeps grabbing my junk.

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    I have an erection I’d like to show you. Don’t worry it’s not mine.

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    Everyone's an "ILF" to someone.

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    They call me Ibn Batooty because I explore the booty.

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    Legend has it that somewhere in the Pacific Ocean lies an entire continent of content.

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    Rob Zombie? But I hardly know zombie?

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    Imagine some of the stuff he would say if Bill Hicks was here to write catchphrases.

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    James Bond?  That guy's so British he's more like James Pond (Across the)

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    I received an anonymous tip at the rest stop bathroom.

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    Hot loads! Hot loads for sale! Two a penny!

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    Give me the skinny and we’ll chew the fat.

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    I was walking through the jungle when I received a letter from a mail himp.

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    Be E.T.? Who wouldn’t want to be E.T.

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    I don’t like sex but I do like the opposite sex.

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    I don’t know what it means but I am seeing the word “ubiquitous” everywhere.

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    I have every lyric of the chorus of "We Didn't Start the Fire" memorized.

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    Please, Bingo was my father’s name-o. My name-o is Ringo.

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    One time I did dream of Californiacation and it was terrifying.

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