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Posts posted by TootyBut2DButt
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I’m trying to work but I’ve got all these cocks in my mouth.  I sure wish someone would come here and knock them out for me.
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If penis enlargement pills actually worked, would the world be a better or worse place?
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We took 10 of America’s hottest singles, loaded them onto a spaceship and flew it into the sun.
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I do have an imaginary friend but unfortunately he's social distancing right now.
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I'm aging like milk, but like an almond milk, so slightly better than regular milk.
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Would you answer a hypothetical question?
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Based on what I've seen it doesn't seem like it's that hard to get a black belt.
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I'm not expecting much out of life, just for all of my dreams to come true and my life to be perfect. Â As long as that happens I'll be happy.
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A wine expert is referred to as “a sommelier” while a vodka expert is called “an alcoholic”.
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Make a new plan, Stan. Â Make a new ploby, Toby.
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I’m still years away but I can feel a hell of a mid-life crisis brewin’ inside me.
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I'd like to take a moment to apologize for everything I've ever said.
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Asparagus is an aphrodisiac, doubly so for people who are into water sports.
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Rub my belly for luck, go a little lower and we’ll fuck.
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Take the gun, sell it, then you’ve got cannolis for days.
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As an adult, it’s very difficult to find a non-sexual tickling partner.
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Squeegee Luigi and bleach Peach, Mario’s here with that look in his eye.
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By day I’m the mild mannered graffiti artist, Banksy, but by night I’m vigilante street pervert, Spanksy.
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It makes me sad that even though some people could be amazing ventriloquists they’ll never try it because of how dumb it seems.
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I like big butts but I prefer small farts.
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Sound the klaxons, here come the Saxons.
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I got my prostate examined, turns out I could get about 85 bucks for it.
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This is your brain on catchphrases.
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The person who asked, “what is the sound of one hand clapping?” has a fundamental misunderstanding of what clapping is.
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Someone tore me a new asshole and I am loving it.
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Someone tore me a new asshole and I am loving it.