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Posts posted by TootyBut2DButt
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Some of the biggest homophobes I know are children.
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Who would have guessed that out of the three guys in Derrick that Donald would be the one to make it big.
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If people could hear the fart I just did they would no longer like or respect me.
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People love a sneak peek but they hate when I sneak and peek.
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At a certain level of stinkiness, it is illegal to fart on someone.
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Much like any macroeconomic environment my dick has a choice between inflation or unemployment.
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Call me the Fed because my rate of interest has been at 0% for a long time and shows no sign of increasing.
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Trying to convince my dad to get a divorce so I can make some step-brother porn.
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I actually hate practical effects.
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No, Tomatoes, please!!!
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Does anyone want to practice networking with me?
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“Crypto currency?  Take off the “o” and then you’ve got something!” said the Crypt Keeper.
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I don’t think these flies ever even cared about the fruit.
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I am the least racist catchphrase submitter you will ever meet.
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I wish my genitals were pixelated.
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To be honest everyone kind of looks like everybody else.
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I wear a top hat so people won’t know I’m actually a bottom.
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God was the original body builder.
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I don’t have a pot to piss in or a toilet to make soup in.
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I don’t have a pot to piss in but thankfully I have a toilet.
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If global warming is such a big problem then how come I’m ignoring it?!
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I can guarantee you, if I haven’t given you a handjob you don’t even know what a handjob is.
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Everyone talks about how Family Guy is problematic but no one ever says how effed up it is that Stewie wants to murder Lois.Â
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Why are penises different lengths?  It’s natures way of telling you what a healthy serving of onion rings is.  However many onion rings you can fit on your penis, that’s how many you should eat a day.
The writer of “between a rock and a hard place” really phoned it in for the second half of that phrase.
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The writer of “between a rock and a hard place” really phoned it in for the second half of that phrase.