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Posts posted by TootyBut2DButt
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"Woof-woof" said the dog, "Meow-meow" said the cat, "Yes-yes, everything is coming together just as I planned" said the bat.
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There’s a sucker born every minute at my terrifying sentient flesh lollipop factory.
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If nothing else the quarantine has given us a chance to see the worst room in every celebrities house.
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Less mass incarceration, more ass incarceration.
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Have you ever considered that no amount of content will make you content.
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Cancel culture isn’t new, everyone forgets Bose has been trying to cancel noise for years.
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Everyone else is gone and I’m just standing here with my thumb up my ass and my dick in my hand, having a hell of an orgasm.
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Fun fact: There’s a crazy guy on YouTube I saw who believes this, his name is Steven Christ.  He went to prison for threatening to assassinate Obama.
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My garbage man keeps grabbing my junk.
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I have an erection I’d like to show you.  Don’t worry it’s not mine.
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Everyone's an "ILF" to someone.
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They call me Ibn Batooty because I explore the booty.
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Legend has it that somewhere in the Pacific Ocean lies an entire continent of content.
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Rob Zombie? Â But I hardly know zombie?
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Imagine some of the stuff he would say if Bill Hicks was here to write catchphrases.
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James Bond? Â That guy's so British he's more like James Pond (Across the)
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I received an anonymous tip at the rest stop bathroom.
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Hot loads! Hot loads for sale! Two a penny!
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Damn, I would have loved to make Nikki Glaser laugh with a dirty one liner.
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Give me the skinny and we’ll chew the fat.
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I was walking through the jungle when I received a letter from a mail himp.
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Be E.T.?  Who wouldn’t want to be E.T.
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I don’t like sex but I do like the opposite sex.
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I don’t know what it means but I am seeing the word “ubiquitous” everywhere.
Luke and Leia like tater tots and they are Vader tots.
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Luke and Leia like tater tots and they are Vader tots.