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Robert Denby

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  1. For the street scenes FROM THE FUTURE! I feel like the director asked the set designer for something like “Blade Runner,” only cheaper-looking The end credit music sounds a lot like the “Jurassic Park” theme. If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then John Williams got the shit flattered out of him.
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    Episode 249.5 — Minisode 249.5

    I must take exception with Jason’s negative opinion of the artists on the Transformers soundtrack. Well, one exception. Cheap Trick is awesome.
  3. Robert Denby

    Episode 248 Velocipastor

    From this day forward, this is my favorite movie scene ever.
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    Episode 248 Velocipastor

    You can understand the low budget, what with the clever recycling of props. And I'm pretty sure they used orange soda for blood in the final fight scene.
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    Episode #245 - Money Plane

    Again, another indication of bad planning. She either didn’t know there would be metal detectors (bad), or she just liked having a gun in her vag (gross).
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    Episode #245 - Money Plane

    Especially since Frazier Rumble told him he’d kill his family if he double-crossed him.
  7. Robert Denby

    Episode #245 - Money Plane

    Maybe it’s just me, but in the last scene of the movie, Denise Richards behaves as if she’s never seen a dog in her life.
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    Episode #245 - Money Plane

    Especially since they were there to kill a woman and a child. (I zoned out a little towards the end, but I don’t think The Rumble was aware of Thomas Jane’s involvement in the heist.)
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    Episode #245 - Money Plane

    I realize it’s a cliché, but this movie really needed an over-the-top Nick Cage-level performance from the lead. Edge plays it as if he’s taking this role seriously, which is completely wrong for this flick. Rest his soul, but imagine Roddy Piper in this role. It would make this movie transcendent.
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    Episode 242 - The Boyfriend School

    You know, Paul mentioned Annabeth Gish wanting to be a part of an HDTGM, and she was in a movie called “Shag: The Movie.” A tenuous connection, but a sixties beach movie made in 1989 seems like it could be a good episode.
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    Episode 242 - The Boyfriend School

    I thought they looked more like swim trunks. Maybe he was planning on a trip to the pool, but got sidetracked by boning.
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    Episode 242 - The Boyfriend School

    I really have to question Jaimie Gertz’s reporter’s skills. She goes to the romance novel convention, sees the table with Shelley Long’s novels, a life-size cutout of Shelley Long, with Shelley Long standing next to it, but doesn’t figure out who Long is until she sees her autographing one of her books. Bob Woodward she ain’t.
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    Episode 242 - The Boyfriend School

    Her husband seemed to be making Asian food. The dish that made Gertz sick was something with jellyfish.
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    Episode 241: Ninja III: The Domination

    I can’t stop hearing “Against The Ninja” by Dragon Sound (a new dimension in rock and roll) during this movie. I demand a Ninja Cinematic Universe that does a “Miami Connection/Ninja III” mash-up.
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    Episode 241: Ninja III: The Domination

    And can we mention the ninja’s incredible good fortune to have a hidden mountain lair with a weapons cache so near a suburban Arizona golf course?
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    Episode 238.5 — Prequel to 239

    This movie may be peak Pretty Brad Pitt.
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    Episode 235 — Underworld: Blood Wars LIVE!

    I have to say, starting a movie with eleven minutes of exposition makes for a slow start.
  18. Robert Denby

    Episode 233 — Space Jam LIVE!

    Best part of the movie: Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it? Michael Jordan: No. Larry's white, so what? Bill Murray: Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
  19. I only watched the 18 minute “best scenes” clip on YouTube because the full movie wasn’t available. I still have like 23,508,319 questions, but the main one is- How did Neil get computer files on his magic rock/jewel/Jed Clampett-inspired buckeye from his childhood? I mean, there’s your story.
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    Episode 227 - Double Dragon: LIVE!

    At the end, when Marian and Jimmy let Abobo drive, Jimmy tells Marian that it’s Billy in Abobo’s body. But didn’t Jimmy have the “possess other people’s body” part of the medallion? It really ruined the movie for me.
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    Episode 227 - Double Dragon: LIVE!

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5dfeqa8IsZQ/UVXtiBbRGXI/AAAAAAAAAM0/6qRDJN_oK3I/s1600/gh50-frisco-felicia.jpg Its hard to picture sweet Felicia Jones as an evil hench-person. I mean, what would Frisco’s hair helmet think?
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    Episode 227 - Double Dragon: LIVE!

    So in order to demonstrate great strength, the makeup artists decided, “Let’s give him a neck scrotum. And make it super veiny.”
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    Episode 227 - Double Dragon: LIVE!

    They had to use the metric system. How else would we know it was THE FUTURE!!!
  24. Mistake #2- Bringing Arnold Horshack for backup.
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    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    We should introduce her to “Manos: The Hands Of Fate.”
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